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Tag: metal

My cat says: stop jamming, go see Deftones live 🎫😾
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My cat says: stop jamming, go see Deftones live 🎫😾

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 9, 2025

Show alert 🚨 Grab your tickets for the next Deftones tour here: https://goseeit.live/4pdzzGO #CreatorNation #ad Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy,…

Spinal Tap’s Earth-Shattering Return to Kimmel After a Whopping 15 Years (Finally)
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Spinal Tap’s Earth-Shattering Return to Kimmel After a Whopping 15 Years (Finally)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 9, 2025September 9, 2025

SPINAL TAP, those legends who peaked in the ’80s and have been desperately clinging to relevance ever since, graced the…

Emperor, Mortiis, and Faust to Grace the Stage at 2026 BEYOND THE GATES Festival: Prepare for the Most Trve Kvlt Reunion of All Time (Maybe)
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Emperor, Mortiis, and Faust to Grace the Stage at 2026 BEYOND THE GATES Festival: Prepare for the Most Trve Kvlt Reunion of All Time (Maybe)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 9, 2025September 9, 2025

Ah, BEYOND THE GATES! The festival so metal, it makes Vikings weep with joy… or maybe it’s just the lutefisk.…

Will we ever knock on heaven’s door?..
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Will we ever knock on heaven’s door?..

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 8, 2025

And will they open it for us?.. #KnockinOnHeavensDoor #BobDylan #GunsNRoses #OceanVibes #SeaView #CoastalLife #OceanWaves #BeachMood #ClassicRock #MusicShorts #OceanShorts #PeacefulVibes #WavesAndMusic…

Tom Keifer (Cinderella) Admits To Ripping Off Randy Rhoads’ Licks
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Tom Keifer (Cinderella) Admits To Ripping Off Randy Rhoads’ Licks

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 8, 2025September 8, 2025

In a groundbreaking 🙄 new interview with 96.9 The Eagle KKGL, CINDERELLA frontman Tom Keifer, the unsung hero of hair…

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Chuck B. BallsySeptember 7, 2025

Danish progressive metal from Copenhagen Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Vola in New York City, NY (09/07/2025)
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Vola in New York City, NY (09/07/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 7, 2025

Danish progressive metal from Copenhagen Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

ProgPower USA 2026: These Bands Are So Old, They Make Dinosaurs Look Like Fresh-Faced Teenagers
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ProgPower USA 2026: These Bands Are So Old, They Make Dinosaurs Look Like Fresh-Faced Teenagers

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 7, 2025September 7, 2025

ENSIFERUM, ELUVEITIE, CONCEPTION, EVERGREY, NEVERMORE (wait, what year is it?!), HAMMERFALL (because who doesn’t love a good hammer?), CRIMSON GLORY…

Daedric in New York City, NY (09/07/2025)
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Daedric in New York City, NY (09/07/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 7, 2025

Alternative/industrial rock from Fort Worth, Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

P.H.0 in New York City, NY (09/07/2025)
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P.H.0 in New York City, NY (09/07/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 7, 2025

Indie instrumental band from New York City Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

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