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Tag: metal

Blumhouse Officially Adopts Jigsaw as Their New, Annoying Little Brother
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Blumhouse Officially Adopts Jigsaw as Their New, Annoying Little Brother

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 5, 2025June 5, 2025

Okay, so like, apparently Blumhouse, the masters of cheap scares and jump scares that make you spill your popcorn 🍿,…

POWERWOLF Howls Again With ‘Wildlive (Live At Olympiahalle)’ – Prepare For More Glorious Cheese
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POWERWOLF Howls Again With ‘Wildlive (Live At Olympiahalle)’ – Prepare For More Glorious Cheese

Chord F. DiscordJune 5, 2025June 5, 2025

OH. MY. GOOOODDDDD. 🙄🙄🙄 POWERWOLF, those chart-topping (debatable) German metal titans (again, debatable), are gracing us with their presence (finally)…

Volbeat’s Michael Poulsen Blames Black Sabbath For His Guitar-Playing Addiction
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Volbeat’s Michael Poulsen Blames Black Sabbath For His Guitar-Playing Addiction

Chord F. DiscordJune 4, 2025June 4, 2025

So, our favorite🎸 (or not?) Dane, Michael Poulsen from VOLBEAT, graced The Mistress Carrie Podcast with his presence. 🎤And guess…

Jerry Cantrell at Mystic Festival, Gdansk, Poland (06/04/2025)
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Jerry Cantrell at Mystic Festival, Gdansk, Poland (06/04/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 4, 2025

Alice in Chains! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

Metallica in Charlotte, NC (05/31/2025)
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Metallica in Charlotte, NC (05/31/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 4, 2025

America's #1 Heavy Metal from Los Angeles! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Peter Hook & the Light in Asheville, NC (06/03/2025)
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Peter Hook & the Light in Asheville, NC (06/03/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 4, 2025

English post-punk! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a…

SEETHER And DAUGHTRY Announce Geriatric U.S. Tour With P-O-D-unk
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SEETHER And DAUGHTRY Announce Geriatric U.S. Tour With P-O-D-unk

Chord F. DiscordJune 4, 2025June 4, 2025

OMG! SEETHER and DAUGHTRY, the dynamic duo of dad-rock despair, are gracing the U.S. with their presence this fall! 🎸🤮…

SODOM Drops New Single ‘Taphephobia’ – Are They Afraid of Tap Dancing Now
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SODOM Drops New Single ‘Taphephobia’ – Are They Afraid of Tap Dancing Now

Chord F. DiscordJune 4, 2025June 4, 2025

OMG! 😱 Thrash metal dinosaurs SODOM, who probably still think it’s cool to wear studded belts indoors, have dropped a…

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Peter Hook & the Light in Asheville, NC (06/03/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 3, 2025June 4, 2025

English post-punk!

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Peter Hook & the Light in Asheville, NC (06/03/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 3, 2025June 4, 2025

English post-punk!

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