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Tag: metal

Origin in Greensboro, NC (04/29/2025)
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Origin in Greensboro, NC (04/29/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 30, 2025April 30, 2025

Technical Brutal Death Metal from Topeka, Kansas!

Atheist in Greensboro, NC (04/29/2025)
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Atheist in Greensboro, NC (04/29/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 30, 2025April 30, 2025

Progressive Death/Thrash Metal from Sarasota, Florida!

Decrepit Birth in Greensboro, NC (04/29/2025)
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Decrepit Birth in Greensboro, NC (04/29/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 30, 2025April 30, 2025

Technical Death Metal from Santa Cruz, California!

Fractal Universe in Greensboro, NC (04/29/2025)
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Fractal Universe in Greensboro, NC (04/29/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 30, 2025April 30, 2025

Progressive/Technical Death Metal from France!

[LONG]: Origin in Greensboro, NC (04/29/2025)
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[LONG]: Origin in Greensboro, NC (04/29/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 30, 2025April 30, 2025

Technical Brutal Death Metal from Topeka, Kansas!

[LONG]: Decrepit Birth in Greensboro, NC (04/29/2025)
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[LONG]: Decrepit Birth in Greensboro, NC (04/29/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 30, 2025April 30, 2025

Technical Death Metal from Santa Cruz, California!

[LONG]: Fractal Universe in Greensboro, NC (04/29/2025)
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[LONG]: Fractal Universe in Greensboro, NC (04/29/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 30, 2025April 30, 2025

Progressive/Technical Death Metal from France!

Lorraine Lewis Claims Vixen Firing Was a Total Mystery, Like Where Socks Disappear in the Dryer 🧦🤷‍♀️😂
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Lorraine Lewis Claims Vixen Firing Was a Total Mystery, Like Where Socks Disappear in the Dryer 🧦🤷‍♀️😂

Chord F. DiscordApril 30, 2025April 30, 2025

So, apparently, former VIXEN singer Lorraine Lewis (who? 🤷‍♀️) did an interview with Brutal Planet Media (never heard of ’em)…

Paradise Lost’s Aaron Aedy Admits New Album Is Basically Just Expensive Noise Pollution Right Now 🤷‍♂️🎶🥴
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Paradise Lost’s Aaron Aedy Admits New Album Is Basically Just Expensive Noise Pollution Right Now 🤷‍♂️🎶🥴

Chord F. DiscordApril 30, 2025April 30, 2025

In an earth-shattering interview with some dude on YouTube named Alejandrosis (who?), Paradise Lost guitarist Aaron Aedy (who? again) deigned…

“Destination: The Place You’ll Probably Regret Going, But Hey, At Least You Can Post About It 🤪.”
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“Destination: The Place You’ll Probably Regret Going, But Hey, At Least You Can Post About It 🤪.”

Chord F. DiscordApril 29, 2025April 29, 2025

OMG, Crematory’s STILL at it? 👴💀 I thought these guys were, like, actually cremated back in the 90s! Apparently, they’ve…

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