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Marilyn Manson in Charlotte, NC (05/16/2025) — «Disposable Teens»
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Marilyn Manson in Charlotte, NC (05/16/2025) — «Disposable Teens»

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2025

Shock rock from South Florida!

Geriatric Rockers and Late Night Host Shill Out for Overpriced Coffee: A Tragedy in Four Lattes
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Chord F. DiscordMay 17, 2025May 17, 2025

LEGENDS OF CLASSIC ROCK, a supergroup so legendary it makes Spinal Tap look like a well-adjusted support group, graced the…

Marilyn Manson in Charlotte, NC (05/16/2025) — «Nod If You Understand»
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Marilyn Manson in Charlotte, NC (05/16/2025) — «Nod If You Understand»

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2025

Shock rock from South Florida!

Black Satellite in Charlotte, NC (05/16/2025) — cover «Sonne» Rammstein
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Black Satellite in Charlotte, NC (05/16/2025) — cover «Sonne» Rammstein

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2025

American rock band from New York City, New York!

Blue October at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/15/2025)
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Blue October at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/15/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2025

American rock band from Houston, Texas!

Rob Zombie at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/15/2025)
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Rob Zombie at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/15/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2025

Robert Bartleh Cummings plays Industrial metal!

LORNA SHORE: New Album
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LORNA SHORE: New Album

Chord F. DiscordMay 16, 2025May 16, 2025

OMG! LORNA SHORE is gracing us with their presence in 2025! Prepare yourselves, mortals, for the sonic apocalypse! 🤘 They’re…

South Side Punx in Charlotte, NC (05/15/2025)
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South Side Punx in Charlotte, NC (05/15/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2025

Street-punk/hardcore power from Charlotte, North Carolina!

Cumshot Wound in Charlotte, NC (05/15/2025)
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Cumshot Wound in Charlotte, NC (05/15/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2025

Cumcore from Nashville, Tennessee!

Decay in Charlotte, NC (05/15/2025)
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Decay in Charlotte, NC (05/15/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2025

Metal from Nashville, Tennessee!

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