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Dangerous stage diving at The Acacia Strain in Greensboro, NC (06/05/2025)
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Dangerous stage diving at The Acacia Strain in Greensboro, NC (06/05/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 8, 2025

Deathcore from Springfield, Massachusetts!

World of Tanks Dressed Up as Vikings Again, Probably to Sell More Loot Boxes 🙄⚔️💰
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World of Tanks Dressed Up as Vikings Again, Probably to Sell More Loot Boxes 🙄⚔️💰

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 8, 2025May 8, 2025

Oh, great, just what the world needed: more tanks. But wait, hold your horses (or should I say, tanks?)! Wargaming…

Calabrese in Charlotte, NC (05/07/2025)
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Calabrese in Charlotte, NC (05/07/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 7, 2025

American rock from Phoenix, Arizona!

Metallica generously gifts us another ‘Creeping Death’ video from Syracuse, because, you know, we haven’t seen that enough already 🙄🤘
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Metallica generously gifts us another ‘Creeping Death’ video from Syracuse, because, you know, we haven’t seen that enough already 🙄🤘

Chord F. DiscordMay 7, 2025May 7, 2025

OMG! 😱 Did you HEAR?! Someone actually FILMED Metallica playing “Creeping Death” in Syracuse! 🙄 I mean, who cares, right?…

The Acacia Strain in Greensboro, NC (05/06/2025)
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The Acacia Strain in Greensboro, NC (05/06/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 7, 2025

Deathcore from Springfield, Massachusetts!

Frozen Soul in Greensboro, NC (05/06/2025)
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Frozen Soul in Greensboro, NC (05/06/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 7, 2025

Death Metal from Fort Worth, Texas!

Gates To Hell in Greensboro, NC (05/06/2025)
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Gates To Hell in Greensboro, NC (05/06/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 7, 2025

Death Metal from Louisville, Kentucky!

Your Spirit Dies in Greensboro, NC (05/06/2025)
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Your Spirit Dies in Greensboro, NC (05/06/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 7, 2025

Death metal from Columbia, SC!

Maul in Greensboro, NC (05/06/2025)
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Maul in Greensboro, NC (05/06/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 7, 2025

Death Metal from Fargo, North Dakota!

Rammstein’s Christoph Schneider Claims His Drumming Got “Simpler” Over the Years, Probably Because He Finally Realized Less Is More (Or He Just Got Lazy 😴🥁)
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Rammstein’s Christoph Schneider Claims His Drumming Got “Simpler” Over the Years, Probably Because He Finally Realized Less Is More (Or He Just Got Lazy 😴🥁)

Chord F. DiscordMay 7, 2025May 7, 2025

So, Christoph Schneider, the guy who hits things really hard in RAMMSTEIN, apparently gave an interview to Thomann’s Drum Bash.…

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