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Local Car Dealership Lightly Emptied of Some Overpriced Metal

Local Dealership's Inventory Mysteriously Disappears Overnight, Police Baffled

Folks, can you believe this? $200,000 worth of American muscle, GONE! Stolen from a dealership in Thomaston, Georgia. You know who’s behind this? The Deep State! They need those Mustangs for their getaway cars when Trump gets reinstated. It’s all part of the plan to undermine REAL America!

“Thieves” broke in, knew exactly what they wanted (rare Mustangs, naturally), and disabled the security cameras? Sounds like ANTIFA to me. Probably funded by Soros. They’ll use the cars to block traffic during their next “peaceful protest” turned riot.

And a thousand-dollar reward? Please! That won’t even cover the gas these criminals will use fleeing to Commie California. This is what happens when you let liberals run your cities – chaos and stolen Mustangs!

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