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Tag: metal

My Blue Hope in Charlotte, NC (07/03/2026)
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My Blue Hope in Charlotte, NC (07/03/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 4, 2026

Indie rock from Charlotte, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Jaguardini in Charlotte, NC (07/03/2026)
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Jaguardini in Charlotte, NC (07/03/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 4, 2026

Independent darkwave project from Harrisonburg, Virginia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Iioioioii in Charlotte, NC (07/03/2026)
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Iioioioii in Charlotte, NC (07/03/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 4, 2026

Dark synthpop and electronic music project from Charlotte, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical…

Joshua Cotterino in Charlotte, NC (07/03/2026)
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Joshua Cotterino in Charlotte, NC (07/03/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 4, 2026

Underground, independent musician from North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Schmier Slams AI Music As Stolen Goods Because Originality Is Overrated Anyway
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Schmier Slams AI Music As Stolen Goods Because Originality Is Overrated Anyway

Chord F. DiscordJuly 4, 2026July 4, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some hot takes from the thrash metal world? 🤯 I just got done…

Every Metalhead Wants This!
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Every Metalhead Wants This!

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 3, 2026

If you know, you know. Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Jason Newsted Abandons Dignity To Tour With The Chophouse Band Because You Clearly Needed This
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Jason Newsted Abandons Dignity To Tour With The Chophouse Band Because You Clearly Needed This

Chord F. DiscordJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉 Former Metallica bassist Jason Newsted and his band The Chophouse…

You Won’t Believe This Doc’s Crazy Parenting Tips
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You Won’t Believe This Doc’s Crazy Parenting Tips

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Dr. John Delony, a therapist who looks like he just stepped out of…

30 Seconds to Mars Got Me in Trouble
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30 Seconds to Mars Got Me in Trouble

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 2, 2026

When you fall asleep listening to 30 Seconds to Jared Leto Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the…

ENSLAVED Teams Up With Actual Native American For Social Media Brownie Points
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ENSLAVED Teams Up With Actual Native American For Social Media Brownie Points

Chord F. DiscordJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some cultural appropriation… err, I mean, “cultural exchange”? 🤦‍♂️ Norwegian progressive metal band…

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