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Emmure in Charlotte, NC (06/18/2026)
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Emmure in Charlotte, NC (06/18/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 18, 2026

Metalcore from New Fairfield, Connecticut Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as โ€œThe Sultan of…

Breaking Sad: When Your Metal Bro Crosses the Line
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Breaking Sad: When Your Metal Bro Crosses the Line

Chuck B. BallsyJune 18, 2026

After years of friendship, he finally admitted it Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

BREAKING OZZY OSBOURNE Just Got a Statue and Now He’s Officially More Metal Than Your Entire Existence At Hellfest 2026
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BREAKING OZZY OSBOURNE Just Got a Statue and Now He’s Officially More Metal Than Your Entire Existence At Hellfest 2026

Chord F. DiscordJune 18, 2026June 18, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some epic news? ๐Ÿค˜ A gigantic statue of the one and only Ozzy Osbourne…

JINJER in Charlotte: Sick Entheos Singer, Insane Crystal Lake & Fashion Week Tatiana ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿ‘œ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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JINJER in Charlotte: Sick Entheos Singer, Insane Crystal Lake & Fashion Week Tatiana ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿ‘œ๐Ÿ”ฅ

Chuck B. BallsyJune 18, 2026

JINJER arrived at a sold-out Fillmore Charlotte as part of their North American Duél Tour 2026, but by the end…

Jinjer in Charlotte, NC (06/17/2026)
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Jinjer in Charlotte, NC (06/17/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 18, 2026

Ukrainian metalcore band from Donetsk Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as โ€œThe Sultan of…

Crystal Lake in Charlotte, NC (06/17/2026)
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Crystal Lake in Charlotte, NC (06/17/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 17, 2026

Japanese metalcore band from Tokyo Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as โ€œThe Sultan of…

Entheos in Charlotte, NC (06/17/2026)
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Entheos in Charlotte, NC (06/17/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 17, 2026

Progressive death metal from Santa Cruz, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as โ€œThe…

Girlfriend vs. Marduk
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Girlfriend vs. Marduk

Chuck B. BallsyJune 17, 2026

She chose the worst possible moment Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as โ€œThe Sultan…

Bustiรฉ in Charlotte, NC (06/16/2026)
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Bustiรฉ in Charlotte, NC (06/16/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 17, 2026

Dark electro project from New York, New York Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

Mostly Mesh in Charlotte, NC (06/16/2026)
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Mostly Mesh in Charlotte, NC (06/16/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 17, 2026

«Bass heavy post punk darkwave» from Greensboro, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

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