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Deicide in Houston, TX (04/10/2026)
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Deicide in Houston, TX (04/10/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 11, 2026

Death metal band from Tampa, Florida Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Rotting Christ in Houston, TX (04/10/2026)
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Rotting Christ in Houston, TX (04/10/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 11, 2026

Melodic black metal from Athens, Greek Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Immolation in Houston, TX (04/10/2026)
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Immolation in Houston, TX (04/10/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 11, 2026

Death metal from Yonkers, New York Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Lowheaven in Charlotte, NC (04/10/2026)
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Lowheaven in Charlotte, NC (04/10/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 11, 2026

Post-metal from Toronto, Canada Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Den Of Wolves in Charlotte, NC (04/10/2026)
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Den Of Wolves in Charlotte, NC (04/10/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 11, 2026

Groove metal from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Dotmemoria in Charlotte, NC (04/10/2026)
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Dotmemoria in Charlotte, NC (04/10/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 11, 2026

Hardcore (?) from NC with members of Valletta and Faith & Fiction Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in…

OMG You Guys CORROSION OF CONFORMITY Finally Found a Drummer Who Can Tolerate Them
Breaking News: CORROSION OF CONFORMITY Finds New Drummer, World Somehow Still Spinning 🌎🤯
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OMG You Guys CORROSION OF CONFORMITY Finally Found a Drummer Who Can Tolerate Them

Chord F. DiscordApril 10, 2026April 10, 2026

It’s not every day that a band finds a new drummer, but when they do, it’s a momentous occasion that…

📻 Radio Dead End: vol. 1: Listening to «VA — The Holy Bible 1992—2002» 💀 | (320 kbps)
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📻 Radio Dead End: vol. 1: Listening to «VA — The Holy Bible 1992—2002» 💀 | (320 kbps)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 9, 2026

«Dead men tell no tales, but they sure as hell sing.» ⚰️🎤 Welcome to the debut broadcast of Radio Dead…

IRON MAIDEN Finally Decides to Release a Documentary That Will Probably Just Be 2 Hours of Bruce Dickinson Talking About His Love of Fencing and Airplanes
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IRON MAIDEN Finally Decides to Release a Documentary That Will Probably Just Be 2 Hours of Bruce Dickinson Talking About His Love of Fencing and Airplanes

Chord F. DiscordApril 9, 2026April 9, 2026

Get ready to have your mind blown by the most epic documentary trailer ever created – “Iron Maiden: Burning Ambition”…

Whores. in Greensboro, NC (04/08/2026)
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Whores. in Greensboro, NC (04/08/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 9, 2026

Noise rock/sludge metal from Atlanta, Georgia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

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