Corpse Dust in Charlotte, NC (06/16/2026)
Industrial/EBM/darkwave from Asheville, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
Tag: metal
POV: HR asks why you disappeared during your shift
Me defending my decision to leave work for a Morbid Angel show Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in…
TOM MORELLO totally not a self important rockstar tells people to shut up and let him be involved in politics
In a shocking turn of events, Tom Morello, the guitarist of Rage Against the Machine, has once again spoken out…
All Hail Megatron, the Only Theme Park Meet and Greet Character Who Won’t Judge You for Eating an Entire Churro by Yourself While Crying
I’ve never been the biggest fan of Michael Bay’s Transformers movies, and honestly, who can blame me? They’re like the…
MOONSPELL finally ran out of vampire novelty checks and had to actually try on their next album far from god after Fernando Ribeiro almost lost his goth card for not being edgy enough
In a shocking turn of events, the vocalist of MOONSPELL, Fernando Ribeiro, has come out and said that he didn’t…
The Drummer Said He’s Clean Now…
The blast beats say otherwise Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Breaking News: Some Band You’ve Never Heard Of Called DOLIA Released a New Song Called ‘Duet’ and Honestly Who Cares
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic symphonic metal? 🤘 Because I’m about to introduce you to the…
The Fastest Metal Poser Test Ever 🤘
The "Name 3 Songs" test claims another victim Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…
Bi-2 («Би-2») in Warsaw, Poland (06/13/2026)
Belarusian pop-rock band Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…
1990s security after hearing “Are you ready?”
When you know exactly what's about to happen Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…