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Average Slayer Fan Reacting to Criticism 🔫
Slayer Haters Have 3 Seconds to Explain Themselves 😤 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…
VOIVOD’s New Concept Album Will Probably Change Your Life Forever and Definitely Won’t Be Delayed Again Until At Least 2030
In a shocking turn of events, VOIVOD’s drummer and founding member Michel “Away” Langevin has revealed that the band’s upcoming…
WARRANT’s ERIK TURNER Totally Not Embarrassed That ‘Cherry Pie’ Is Now Associated with Horny College Kids Instead of Just Horny Old People
Breaking news: WARRANT’s “Cherry Pie” is back and better than ever, and we’re not just saying that because we’re stuck…
Goregrind vocalists🤘 looking for inspiration:
When You Need 12 New Goregrind Songs by Tomorrow! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…
When You Get the Right Uber Driver 🤘
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Great music. Great atmosphere. Would ride again." Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…
Choose Life. Choose Concerts. Choose Bankruptcy!
When You Scroll Down To The Fees 💸 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…
Things You Should NEVER Say at a Metal Show 🤘
The Crowd Didn't Like That 🤘 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
XANDRIA Finally Decides to Release Some Actual Music Instead of Just Reheating the Same Old Power Ballads for the 12 People Who Still Listen to Symphonic Metal ‘Colours’ Single Dropping Like a Hot Potato From Upcoming ‘Eclipse’ Album Because Who Needs a Social Life Anyway
🎸👀 Get ready for the most epic symphonic metal album of the century! 🎶🔥 German symphonic metallers XANDRIA will release…
ACCEPT Drops Earth Shattering Masterpiece ‘Fast As A Shark’ Featuring Random Music Legends They Found In Their Attic PHILIP ANSELMO, KIRK HAMMETT, BILLY SHEEHAN, MIKKEY DEE
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤩🎸 German/American heavy metal legends ACCEPT are celebrating 50 years…