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Tag: metal

Necrogilistic Anomaly in Houston, TX (02/28/2026)
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Necrogilistic Anomaly in Houston, TX (02/28/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 28, 2026

Brutal Death from Houston, Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Coagulated in Houston, TX (02/28/2026)
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Coagulated in Houston, TX (02/28/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 28, 2026

Brutal Death from Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Paradise Lost in Gdansk, Poland (02/28/2026)
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Paradise Lost in Gdansk, Poland (02/28/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 28, 2026

Doom/Gothic Metal from United Kingdom Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Shores of Null in Gdansk, Poland (02/28/2026)
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Shores of Null in Gdansk, Poland (02/28/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 28, 2026

Melodic Death/Doom Metal from Italy Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Arkona/«Аркона» in Raleigh, NC (02/27/2026)
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Arkona/«Аркона» in Raleigh, NC (02/27/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 28, 2026

Russian folk metal band Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Behold the Mighty Mortal Chris Pratt and His Tiny Sidekick: Live-Action Kratos and Atreus Finally Graced by the Gods of Hollywood
Amazon Reveals God of War Cast, Fans Everywhere Now Praying for Mercy
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Behold the Mighty Mortal Chris Pratt and His Tiny Sidekick: Live-Action Kratos and Atreus Finally Graced by the Gods of Hollywood

FinnFebruary 27, 2026February 27, 2026

Well folks, the day we’ve all been dreading is finally here. Amazon has graced us with the first official image…

ROB ZOMBIE Unleashes Musical Madness With ‘F.T.W. 84’ Video From ‘The Great Satan’ Album – Satan Smiles and the Devil Nods in Approval
Holy Hell, Rob Zombie's Back with "The Great Satan" and It's Absolutely Devilishly Good 😈
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ROB ZOMBIE Unleashes Musical Madness With ‘F.T.W. 84’ Video From ‘The Great Satan’ Album – Satan Smiles and the Devil Nods in Approval

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 27, 2026February 27, 2026

Rob Zombie, the undisputed king of shock rock and horror aesthetics, has unleashed his eighth studio album, “The Great Satan,”…

Watch: ANTHRAX Unleashes Ear-Rape Symphony on Unsuspecting Canadians – Prepare Thy Earholes for the Musical Equivalent of a Rusty Chainsaw Massacre!
ANTHRAX Fans, Prepare Your Wallets and Your Patience — New Album Finally Coming... Maybe
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Watch: ANTHRAX Unleashes Ear-Rape Symphony on Unsuspecting Canadians – Prepare Thy Earholes for the Musical Equivalent of a Rusty Chainsaw Massacre!

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 27, 2026February 27, 2026

Oh boy, get ready to dust off your battle jackets and dig out those air guitars, because ANTHRAX is teasing…

SONATA ARCTICA Drops ‘Freedom Concept’ Single, Because Who Needs Albums Anymore?
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SONATA ARCTICA Drops ‘Freedom Concept’ Single, Because Who Needs Albums Anymore?

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 27, 2026February 27, 2026

Oh look, SONATA ARCTICA finally decided to grace us with another single after spending decades perfecting the art of melodic…

Chuck Billy (Testament) interview: «Political views aren’t something that needs to split the band»
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Chuck Billy (Testament) interview: «Political views aren’t something that needs to split the band»

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 24, 2026

After dropping their crushing album 'Para Bellum', Bay Area thrash legends Testament are gearing up for the 2026 Thrash Of…

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