Jeff Loomis Gaslighting Fans With ‘New’ Nevermore LP (Spoiler: It’s Just Him Shredding Over a Drum Machine)
OMG! 😱🎸 Jeff Loomis, the guitar wizard (or should we say, wizard’s apprentice?) of the shredtastic realm, just yapped about…
Tag: metal
Ex-ARCH ENEMY Singer ALISSA WHITE-GLUZ Blames YOU For Her Existential Crisis
OMG! 😱 Former ARCH ENEMY vocalist Alissa White-Gluz wants you to know how much she appreciates your “love and support”…
Necrobutcher Thinks Mayhem’s Been Around So Long Because He’s Super Invested, LOL
Bassist Jørn “Necrobutcher” Stubberud, the only reason Norwegian black metallers MAYHEM haven’t faded into obscurity, deigned to speak to Mexico’s…
HELLOWEEN Cancels Asian Tour Because Michael Kiske Ate Too Much Wasabi
OMG! 🎃 Seems like those geriatric German power metallers 🤘 from HELLOWEEN 🧙♀️ have had to CANCEL their eagerly (not…
SEPULTURA’s Last Ever European Show (Until the Next One) is a ‘Must-Miss’
OMG! 😱 Sepultura, those ancient Brazilians👴 with their didgeridoos and tribal beats🥁, are STILL around? After, like, FOUR DECADES of…
Sanguisugabogg in Charlotte, NC (11/23/2025)
American death metal from Columbus, Ohio Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Despised Icon in Charlotte, NC (11/23/2025)
Canadian deathcore from Montreal, Quebec Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Defeated Sanity in Charlotte, NC (11/23/2025)
German technical death metal from Dachsbach, Bavaria Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…
Bayway in Charlotte, NC (11/23/2025)
Hard-hitting hardcore from Elizabeth, New Jersey Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Corpse Pile in Charlotte, NC (11/23/2025)
Brutal Death Metal from Houston, Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…