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πŸ”₯ Lorna Shore LIVE in Greensboro, NC | Sep 23, 2025 | Full Power Show 🀘🎀🎢
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πŸ”₯ Lorna Shore LIVE in Greensboro, NC | Sep 23, 2025 | Full Power Show 🀘🎀🎢

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 24, 2025

Lorna Shore took over the stage at Greensboro Complex Arena on September 23, 2025! 🏟️ The arena was almost completely…

Architects FINALLY Snag a No 1 Hit After Only, Like, a Billion Years
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Architects FINALLY Snag a No 1 Hit After Only, Like, a Billion Years

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

ARCHITECTS, those oh-so-humble lads from across the pond, have finally stumbled their way to a U.S. Active Rock Radio No.…

Miss May I? More Like Miss May Cry: New Single ‘Pray For Silence’ Is Out Now (Prepare to Yawn)
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Miss May I? More Like Miss May Cry: New Single ‘Pray For Silence’ Is Out Now (Prepare to Yawn)

Chord F. DiscordAugust 28, 2025August 28, 2025

MISS MAY I, those stalwarts of Ohio metalcore that you *totally* remember from 2010, are STILL churning out “music.” Yes,…

The Devil Wears Prada Drops ‘Flowers’ Album: Prepare for Floralcore, You Heathens
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The Devil Wears Prada Drops ‘Flowers’ Album: Prepare for Floralcore, You Heathens

Chord F. DiscordAugust 21, 2025August 21, 2025

THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA, those elder statesmen of Hot Topic metalcore, are apparently still at it! πŸ‘΄πŸ» They’re gracing us…

Sharon den Adel Sells Out: From Gothic Goddess to Pop Princess
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Sharon den Adel Sells Out: From Gothic Goddess to Pop Princess

Chord F. DiscordAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

In an interview with Paolo Phoenix of Magenta TV at Wacken Open Air, Sharon Den Adel of WITHIN TEMPTATION was…

Parkway Drive in Charlotte, NC (07/27/2025) β€” Summer of Loud Tour 2025
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Parkway Drive in Charlotte, NC (07/27/2025) β€” Summer of Loud Tour 2025

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 27, 2025

Metalcore from Australia! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,” is…

Hatebreed in Charlotte, NC (07/23/2025) β€” SUMMER SLAUGTHER TOUR 2025
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Hatebreed in Charlotte, NC (07/23/2025) β€” SUMMER SLAUGTHER TOUR 2025

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 24, 2025

Metalcore/hardcore from Bridgeport, Connecticut! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,”…

FIT FOR A KING Dumps New Track ‘Witness The End’ Featuring EMO KING Chris Motionless
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FIT FOR A KING Dumps New Track ‘Witness The End’ Featuring EMO KING Chris Motionless

Chord F. DiscordJuly 19, 2025July 19, 2025

FIT FOR A KING, those metalcore majesties (said no one ever πŸ™„), have graced us with a music video for…

WE CAME AS ROMANS Announce ‘All Is Beautiful… Because We’re Doomed’ Album, Probably Still Doomed Though, Share ‘Culture Wound’ Single (Prepare for More Wounds)
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WE CAME AS ROMANS Announce ‘All Is Beautiful… Because We’re Doomed’ Album, Probably Still Doomed Though, Share ‘Culture Wound’ Single (Prepare for More Wounds)

Chord F. DiscordJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

OMG 😱, the metalcore overlords, WE CAME AS ROMANS, are gracing us with their presence AGAIN! Their new album, dramatically…

Heimat: Because Where Else Would You Pretend to Be From?
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Heimat: Because Where Else Would You Pretend to Be From?

Chord F. DiscordJune 25, 2025June 24, 2025

HEAVEN SHALL BURN, those guys? Oh, you mean the German band that thinks they’re, like, totally important? πŸ˜‚ Yeah, they’re…

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