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Tag: metalcore

Between the Buried and Me in Charlotte, NC (10/30/2025)
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Between the Buried and Me in Charlotte, NC (10/30/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 30, 2025

Progressive metalcore band from Raleigh, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe…

The Devil Wears Prada Drops New Song ‘Everybody Knows’ From ‘Flowers’ Album (Yeah, We Know, So Original)
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The Devil Wears Prada Drops New Song ‘Everybody Knows’ From ‘Flowers’ Album (Yeah, We Know, So Original)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA – The same band you vaguely remember from 2006 Myspace – Mike Hranica (screaming), Jeremy DePoyster…

Bad Omens Drops New Emo Anthem ‘Dying To Love’ (Cringe Alert)
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Bad Omens Drops New Emo Anthem ‘Dying To Love’ (Cringe Alert)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 22, 2025October 22, 2025

OMG πŸ™„, BAD OMENS, the band that thinks screaming is singing 🎀, just dropped another “banger” called “Dying To Love”.…

OMG! GOJIRA Gets a Participation Trophy at Some Random French Metal Thingy No One’s Ever Heard Of
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OMG! GOJIRA Gets a Participation Trophy at Some Random French Metal Thingy No One’s Ever Heard Of

Chord F. DiscordOctober 12, 2025October 12, 2025

Oh em gee, you guys! GOJIRA, those lovable prog-metal dinosaurs πŸ¦•, and LANDMVRKS, the metalcore scene kids who still wear…

As I Lay Dying or As I Lay Crying? New Lineup, New Single, Same Old Drama
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As I Lay Dying or As I Lay Crying? New Lineup, New Single, Same Old Drama

Chord F. DiscordOctober 8, 2025October 8, 2025

HAHA! 🀣 Metalcore “mainstays” AS I LAY DYING, the band that makes more comebacks than a boomerang on steroids, is…

DRY KILL LOGIC Starts New Album Titled ‘Your Sins Will Find You’ and a Spring 2026 Tour (Good Luck with That)
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DRY KILL LOGIC Starts New Album Titled ‘Your Sins Will Find You’ and a Spring 2026 Tour (Good Luck with That)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 8, 2025October 8, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ Are you guys STILL talking about DRY KILL LOGIC? πŸ˜‚ After an “explosive” πŸ’₯ 2025 (explosive like a…

WHAT Are Butcher Babies Doing in Gastonia! πŸ€” | Slashed Lineup & No Carla Harvey 🀯
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WHAT Are Butcher Babies Doing in Gastonia! πŸ€” | Slashed Lineup & No Carla Harvey 🀯

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 28, 2025

Ever heard of Gastonia, North Carolina πŸ—ΊοΈ Yeah, we're guessing Butcher Babies hadn't either. But somehow, they ended up at…

Seasons in Gastonia, NC (09/27/2025)
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Seasons in Gastonia, NC (09/27/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 28, 2025

Metalcore from Richmond, VA Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,”…

Mugshot in Charlotte, NC (09/25/2025)
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Mugshot in Charlotte, NC (09/25/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 25, 2025

Metalcore from San Jose, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of…

πŸ”₯ Lorna Shore LIVE in Greensboro, NC | Sep 23, 2025 | Full Power Show 🀘🎀🎢
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πŸ”₯ Lorna Shore LIVE in Greensboro, NC | Sep 23, 2025 | Full Power Show 🀘🎀🎢

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 24, 2025

Lorna Shore took over the stage at Greensboro Complex Arena on September 23, 2025! 🏟️ The arena was almost completely…

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