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Tag: metalcore

Upon a Burning Body in Greensboro, NC (06/10/2026)
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Upon a Burning Body in Greensboro, NC (06/10/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 11, 2026

Metalcore from San Antonio, Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Moldovans Took Over Greensboro 🔥 Infected Rain Live at Hangar 1819
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Moldovans Took Over Greensboro 🔥 Infected Rain Live at Hangar 1819

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2026

What a night at Hangar 1819! Infected Rain came to Greensboro looking little bit exhausted from the brutal tour grind…

Dying Oath in Greensboro, NC (05/13/2026)
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Dying Oath in Greensboro, NC (05/13/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2026

Metalcore from Wytheville, Virginia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Escape the fate in Charlotte, NC (04/26/2026)
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Escape the fate in Charlotte, NC (04/26/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 26, 2026

Metalcore from Las Vegas, Nevada Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Axty in Charlotte, NC (04/26/2026)
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Axty in Charlotte, NC (04/26/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 26, 2026

Modern metalcore from São Paulo, Brazil Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Kublai Khan TX in Raleigh, NC (04/16/2026)
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Kublai Khan TX in Raleigh, NC (04/16/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 17, 2026

American metalcore from Sherman, Texas! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Fit For An Autopsy in Raleigh, NC (04/16/2026)
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Fit For An Autopsy in Raleigh, NC (04/16/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 17, 2026

American metalcore from Tyler, Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Sewer in Charlotte, NC (03/22/2026)
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Sewer in Charlotte, NC (03/22/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 23, 2026

Metalcore from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

AS I LAY DYING Has ‘All The Songs Ready’ To Make Your Ears Bleed Again With Next Studio Album
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AS I LAY DYING Has ‘All The Songs Ready’ To Make Your Ears Bleed Again With Next Studio Album

Chord F. DiscordMarch 5, 2026March 5, 2026

AS I LAY DYING vocalist Tim Lambesis and bassist/clean vocalist Chris Clancy sat down with Egor Erushin earlier this month…

POOPY Announces ‘Constantly Nowhere’ Summer 2026 North American Tour With LANDMVRKS And THOUSAND BELOW
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POOPY Announces ‘Constantly Nowhere’ Summer 2026 North American Tour With LANDMVRKS And THOUSAND BELOW

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 17, 2026February 17, 2026

Oh look, Poppy’s doing a tour called “Constantly Nowhere,” which is basically just her life story but with better lighting…

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