70000 TONS OF METAL Cruise Dumps Crappy Island, Reveals Band Lineup (as if you care) For 2026 Booze Cruise
70000 Tons Of Metal, or as I like to call it, “70000 Tons of Disappointment,” has bravely announced a change…
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BUCKCHERRY Announces Geriatric Fall 2025 U.S Tour With Some Guy Named MICHAEL MONROE
Oh, honey, get ready for the geriatric rock event of the decade! 👴👵 California’s finest (debatable) rockers, BUCKCHERRY, are crawling…
K.K. Downing’s Back! (And Apparently Metal Depended On It)
Oh, the DRAMA! 🙄 K.K. Downing, formerly of that band JUDAS PRIEST (you know, the one he dramatically QUIT 🙄),…
Trump Apparently Threatened to Bomb Moscow if Putin Invaded Ukraine, According to Tapes (LOL)
Oh, the horror! CNN, still clutching their pearls, released audio of President Trump at a private fundraiser. Apparently, he told…
‘Jurassic World Rebirth’: Dinosaurs Ate My Homework (and the Box Office)
OMG! 🦖 ‘Jurassic World Rebirth’ Ate the Box Office (Like a Raptor Eating a Goat)! 🐐 Seriously, who knew people…
Another Genius Idea: Jon M. Chu’s Gonna Wreck ‘Hot Wheels’ in Live-Action
Oh, great. Another cinematic masterpiece in the making. 🙄 Jon M. Chu, the visionary behind such groundbreaking films as… *checks…
Carcass Announces They’re Finally Bothering to Visit North America in 2025 (If We’re Still Alive)
British extreme metal pioneers CARCASS, those lovable geezers who’ve been churning out the same old riffs since before your dad…
‘Doc’ Antle Gets a Year-Long Spa Day (In Prison) for Animal Shenanigans, Because Apparently Tigers Don’t Like Being Luggage | CNN
Another day, another so-called “star” from that godforsaken “Tiger King” show getting what they deserve. Bhagavan “Doc” Antle, probably a…
Nicki Minaj Roasts Old Men and Horses
OMG! 🚨 Nicki Minaj, Queen of Shade and Petty Supremacy, Just Decided to Roast Jay-Z and Megan Thee Stallion Like…
Puscifer, the band no one can spell, Somehow Manages to Book Two LA Gigs
🤣OMG! You guys will NEVER guess what’s happening! PUSCIFER, aka Maynard’s side-hustle when he’s not busy being cryptic in TOOL…