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Skate 4: Offline? Nah, fam, EA says get ready to pay for internet FOREVER πŸ€£πŸ’ΈπŸ”₯
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Skate 4: Offline? Nah, fam, EA says get ready to pay for internet FOREVER πŸ€£πŸ’ΈπŸ”₯

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 27, 2025April 27, 2025

So, EA’s *Skate* is back, baby! πŸŽ‰ And by “back,” we mean back to nickel-and-diming you into oblivion with a…

Joey Jordison’s family wants YOUR money πŸ’° to unleash some VIMIC tunes nobody asked for πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ, so dig deep, metalheads! 🀘
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Joey Jordison’s family wants YOUR money πŸ’° to unleash some VIMIC tunes nobody asked for πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ, so dig deep, metalheads! 🀘

Chord F. DiscordApril 27, 2025April 27, 2025

Okay, so, like, remember Joey Jordison? The dude who got the boot from Slipknot because…reasons? πŸ€” Well, his family, bless…

Oh great, get ready for “Greyhound 2: Electric Boogaloo,” where Tom Hanks fights space pirates on a bus fueled by earnestness and Apple stock options πŸ™„πŸšŒπŸŽπŸš€.
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Oh great, get ready for “Greyhound 2: Electric Boogaloo,” where Tom Hanks fights space pirates on a bus fueled by earnestness and Apple stock options πŸ™„πŸšŒπŸŽπŸš€.

FinnApril 27, 2025April 27, 2025

OMG! 😱 Tom Hanks, bless his cotton socks, is back for ‘Greyhound 2: Electric Boogaloo’! Because, you know, the first…

Oh, Canada, eh? πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Prepare for the earth-shattering, life-altering, probably-the-same-stuff-as-every-other-month content bomb dropping on Disney+ in May 2025! 🍿😴
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Oh, Canada, eh? πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Prepare for the earth-shattering, life-altering, probably-the-same-stuff-as-every-other-month content bomb dropping on Disney+ in May 2025! 🍿😴

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 26, 2025April 26, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because Disney+ Canada is blessing us with *more* content in May 2025. Yes, MORE. As if…

Ex-Megadeth bassist boasts he’s so rich he can finally afford to listen to Megadeth on *premium* streaming πŸ€‘πŸ˜‚πŸŽΈ.
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Ex-Megadeth bassist boasts he’s so rich he can finally afford to listen to Megadeth on *premium* streaming πŸ€‘πŸ˜‚πŸŽΈ.

Chord F. DiscordApril 26, 2025April 26, 2025

OMG, you guys! πŸ™„ David Ellefson, the guy who used to slap the bass for MEGADETH (before, you know, *that*…

Sydney Sweeney to grace the silver screen in yet another “prestige” role, proving once again that Hollywood has run out of ideasπŸ’…πŸŽ¬πŸ™„
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Sydney Sweeney to grace the silver screen in yet another “prestige” role, proving once again that Hollywood has run out of ideasπŸ’…πŸŽ¬πŸ™„

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 25, 2025April 25, 2025

Hold on to your hats, folks, because Hollywood’s about to butcher another beloved video game! Split Fiction, that co-op game…

Meow! 😹 Peter Criss, the catman who used to hit things in KISS, is rounding up a circus of ringers for his “hard rock” comeback, because why not? πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
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Meow! 😹 Peter Criss, the catman who used to hit things in KISS, is rounding up a circus of ringers for his “hard rock” comeback, because why not? πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

Chord F. DiscordApril 24, 2025April 24, 2025

Hold onto your dentures, KISS Army, because the Catman is back…again! 🀣 Yes, Peter Criss, the legendary (or legendarily inconsistent,…

Slaughter to Prevail drops “Grizzly,” probably about as ferocious as a Care Bear with a hangover 🐻😴.
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Slaughter to Prevail drops “Grizzly,” probably about as ferocious as a Care Bear with a hangover 🐻😴.

Chord F. DiscordApril 23, 2025April 23, 2025

Oh sweet mother of Putin, brace yourselves, comrades! πŸ‡·πŸ‡ΊπŸ» Your favorite Russian deathcore export, SLAUGHTER TO PREVAIL, is dropping their…

Oops!…She’s STILL At It: Britney’s “Oops!…I Did It Again” Gets Dragged Out for Another 25 Years πŸ™„πŸ’Ώβœ¨
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Oops!…She’s STILL At It: Britney’s “Oops!…I Did It Again” Gets Dragged Out for Another 25 Years πŸ™„πŸ’Ώβœ¨

Chord F. DiscordApril 23, 2025April 23, 2025

OMG! 😱 You guys are NOT going to BELIEVE this! They’re milking Britney’s “Oops!… I Did It Again” for all…

VOIVOD’s making a video game? ☒️ Probably just another reason to dust off your Atari, right? 🀣
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VOIVOD’s making a video game? ☒️ Probably just another reason to dust off your Atari, right? 🀣

Chord F. DiscordApril 23, 2025April 23, 2025

Oh, NOOOO! 😱 Voivod, those lovable weirdos from Canada, are BACK! And this time, they’re not just assaulting your eardrums…

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