Because What The World Really Needed Was More 30 Rock
30 Rock is back, but only if you’re in New York and willing to fight for tickets. Because that’s exactly…
Tag: money
Dracula Resurrected, Again, Because Money Never Truly Dies
Get ready for another helping of vampire-slaying action, as KONAMI has finally revealed the voice cast for the upcoming title,…
Burger King Tries To Make Chicken Nuggets Less Terrible Apparently
Folks, it looks like Burger King is trying to shake things up in the fast food world, and I’m here…
Marvel Snap brings fleeting fun before inevitable monetization grind sets in
Marvel Snap, the digital collectible card game that was all the rage back in 2022, has found itself in a…
California Bails on Paramount Meeting Amid WBD Takeover Drama
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between California’s attorney general and Paramount, and I have…
Gene Simmons still won’t leave the stage because your grandma needs to see him one more time
In a shocking turn of events, Gene Simmons, the legendary bassist and vocalist of KISS, has announced that he will…
National Debt Reaches Cool $40 Trillion Milestone
The US national debt has just topped a record $40 trillion, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this…
Companies Keep Tariff Refunds As Lovely Parting Gift To Themselves
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that US businesses have been getting some serious tariff…
Paramount and AGs Engage in Thrilling Game of Corporate Chicken
Folks, it looks like the drama between Paramount and the parties suing to block its takeover of Warner Bros. Discovery…
Trump Backs IndyCar Race Because He Loves Fast Things Now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Freedom 250 Grand Prix is taking over Washington, DC, and…