TSA workers suddenly find out what it’s like to be a government contractor: “Wait, I’m not special?”
Washington, D.C. – In a stunning display of incompetence, federal employees are once again left holding the bag while politicians…
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Rent Now, Cry Later: How Borrowers Get a Taste of Power Before the Bills Hit Like a Freight Train
Rent Now, Pay Later? Just Another Liberal Scheme to Keep Americans Trapped in Debt! Well, well, well, folks! Here we…
Kat Abughazaleh: Master of Viral Moments, Challenger of CNN Politics’ Most Puzzling Question
Radical “Researcher” Claims to Be the Savior of Democracy In a stunning display of narcissism, wannabe politician Kat Abughazaleh is…
OFFICIAL RIVER NORTH BAR CRAWL: Irish You Were Here (5th Annual) — Because Who Needs Liver Cells Anyway?
Here’s the article rewritten in a satirical, funny style with trolling: Attention all degenerate drinkers! Get ready to celebrate St.…
Federal judge laughs at Justice Department’s subpoenas of Fed Chair Jerome Powell, tells them to go fly a kite
Liberal Deep State Judge Strikes Major Blow to President Trump’s America-First Agenda In a shocking display of judicial overreach, activist…
Honkai: Star Rail Version 4.1 “Unraveled for Daybreak” Drops March 25 – Brace Yourselves, Light Cones Will Be Re-Rolled Again
Well, well, well—look who’s back with another excuse to drain your bank account for gacha pulls. HoYoverse just dropped the…
TRIXTER’s ‘Phenomenal’ New Album Will ‘Probably’ Arrive In Early 2027: ‘Everybody Is Gonna Be Blown Away’ — Or At Least Mildly Confused
In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming, TRIXTER guitarist/vocalist Steve Brown has once again confirmed…
I don’t think any amount of money could make me do this job
"This is easy money bro. These are just roaches. We grew up with them" Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately…
‘KPop Demon Hunters’ Sequel: Original Directors Return to Slay More Demons with KPop Beats, Fans Rejoice (or Not)
Well, well, well, look who’s back to ruin another evening with their perfectly choreographed demon-slaying shenanigans. That’s right, KPop Demon…
OVERKILL Gears Up to Over-Record New Album This Spring/Summer, Promises to Overwhelm Fans by Late 2026
Oh, look who’s still alive and making music in 2026! That’s right, it’s everyone’s favorite New Jersey thrash veterans OVERKILL,…