Because Hollywood Ran Out of New Ideas for Avengers Doomsday
The first official trailer for Avengers: Doomsday has dropped, and with it comes the return of Steve Rogers, reconnecting with…
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House greenlights Iran war funds because diplomacy is overrated
The House of Representatives has taken the first step towards funding President Donald Trump’s war with Iran, and I’m sipping…
Mariah Carey’s Daydream turns thirty because farewell tours take forever
Columbia Records and Legacy Recordings are celebrating the 30th anniversary of Mariah Carey’s landmark album Daydream. Because, you know, 30…
Deadpool resurrected again to milk franchise cash cow once more
Because the world was just missing one thing: more Deadpool. Actor/director Ryan Reynolds, the king of breaking the fourth wall,…
Samsung Tries To Be Cool Again Maybe This Time It Sticks
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest battle between Apple and Samsung, and I have to say,…
Oh Great Another Reboot to Ruin Our Childhood Memories of Robocop Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong with Amazon’s Visionary Genius Behind It
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤩 I mean, who doesn’t love a good Robocop story,…
Arizona Gets Another Chance To Vote For Someone Backed By Trump
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Rep. Andy Biggs is projected to win the Republican nomination for…
Nickelback Sells Out To Highest Bidder Because Who Needs Creative Control Anyway
I just spilled my beer all over my shirt because I’m so shocked – SHOCKED! – that Nickelback sold 80%…
Oh Joy Another Overpriced Blu-ray Release of a Show Nobody Watches Dan Da Dan Season 2 Because You Clearly Have Too Much Money
Okay, folks, gather ’round and try to contain your excitement, because we’re about to dive into the most epic, most…
Because You Clearly Needed More Reminders of Hollywood’s Financial Desperation
I’m still trying to process the fact that 2026 is being hailed as a year of box office “triumphs.” And,…