DARK FUNERAL somehow still exists and is making another album because you clearly needed this in your life
Oh joy, oh rapture! Dark Funeral is working on new music and I can barely contain my excitement 🙄. I…
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Nostalgic showrunners reboot Star Trek for their former selves
Get ready to boldly go where no gamer has gone before, as we dive into the world of Star Trek:…
Luxury Ice Cream Now Affordable Only To The Extremely Wealthy
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that people are willing to shell out $15 for…
Entheos Chaney Crabb tells new bands to not quit because that would be embarrassing
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing advice from Entheos’ vocalist Chaney Crabb? 🤯 Because I’m about to…
Batman Knightfall Part 1 is Finally Here to Ruin Your Summer with More Bats and Less Sun
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤩 I mean, it’s not like we’ve been waiting for…
Paramount kindly lets Warner Bros Discovery finish lunch first
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the media world, and I have to say,…
Volkswagen Profits Take Mysterious 10% Detour Straight Downward
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Volkswagen’s latest struggles, and let me tell you, it’s a wild ride.…
United Axes Middle Seats Because Passengers Hate Them
Well, folks, it looks like United Airlines is finally doing something about those dreaded middle seats. I almost choked on…
Joe Manchin Tries Again Because Why Not
Well, folks, it looks like Joe Manchin is back in the game, and this time, he’s going independent. The 78-year-old…
Billionaire’s Ex Still Waiting For That AI Money
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest divorce drama in South Korea, and I’ve got to say,…