Trump Tries Fixing Reflecting Pool, Because That’s The Real Priority
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool, and folks, it’s a…
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Oh Great Another Movie About Girls Who Clearly Have Their Lives Together and Never Make Poor Life Choices – Get Ready for the Utterly Relatable and Not At All Formulaic Stoner Comedy Starring Kristen Stewart and Alia Shawkat
The most epic film of the century is coming, and I’m not even being sarcastic (or am I?) 🤣! The…
Trump and Cohen’s Bromance Rekindled by Random Text Message Miracle
So, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about Michael Cohen and President Donald Trump supposedly burying the hatchet, and…
Flynn’s Legal Fees Apparently Worth It Again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Former Trump adviser Michael Flynn has reached another settlement with the…
Another Dawnwalker Rehash Because Originality is Overrated
The Blood of Dawnwalker is finally within our grasp, and I’m thrilled to report that it’s everything I hoped it…
Danny Elfman saves rock music with upcoming tour apparently nobody asked for
Oh boy, oh boy! Get ready for the most epic tour of 2026, folks! 🤩 Danny Elfman, the mastermind behind…
Nintendo Peddles More Anime Depth Charging
I just spent the most exhausting 2.5 hours of my life at the Nintendo appointment at Summer Game Fest 2026,…
SpaceX Joins Nasdaq 100 Because Money Loves Rockets
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. SpaceX is joining the Nasdaq 100 index, which is a big…
Trump Threatens to Send NATO a Strongly Worded Letter
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems President Donald Trump is still fuming about his fellow…
Palworld Gets Mandatory Brain Dump aka Update July 10 Because Reasons
Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Palworld is finally getting its full launch update on July 10,…