SODOM’s TOM ANGELRIPPER Whines About U.S. Show Costs: ‘Guess We Can’t Afford Your Cheap Beer’
Thomas “Angelripper” Such, the grizzled veteran of German thrash metal, has finally admitted what we all knew deep down: being…
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SLIPKNOT’s Secret 2008 Album ‘Look Outside Your Window’ Finally Emerges From the Basement in April Because the Band Got Bored of Waiting
Well, well, well… Looks like the boys in the masks have finally decided to stop hoarding their “secret stash” of…
LITA FORD And DIO DISCIPLES To Ruin 2026 ‘Rock For Ronnie’ Event In Los Angeles
Oh look, it’s that time of year again when Los Angeles briefly stops pretending to care about new music and…
DEF LEPPARD Unleashes ‘Rejoice’ At Vegas Residency, Finally Making Sin City’s Slot Machines Stop Spinning For Once
DEF LEPPARD kicked off its third Las Vegas residency, “Def Leppard Live At Caesars Palace: The Las Vegas Residency”, on…
Pokémon Throws a 30th Birthday Bash, Crashes Super Bowl Like a Mewtwo at a Magikarp Convention
Oh, look! Pikachu’s finally ready for his Super Bowl debut—better late than never, right? Pokémon is turning 30, and instead…
China’s Grand Scheme to Dethrone the Almighty Dollar: A Comedy of Errors or a Stroke of Genius?
China’s sneaky currency plot is gaining ground, and it’s all thanks to Biden’s incompetence China is once again trying to…
President’s Epic Threat to Sanctuary Cities Fades into Oblivion Like His Approval Ratings
Yet Another Fake Crisis as President Trump’s Sanctuary City Deadline Comes and Goes The radical leftist propaganda machine at CNN…
BLAZE BAYLEY Refuses To Sign Your Stupid Autograph Because You’re Not Worthy Enough To Meet Him
Blaze Bayley, the man who once fronted Iron Maiden when Bruce Dickinson was busy being a pilot, has decided to…
Disney Crowns Josh D’Amaro King of Mouse Castle, Hopes He Doesn’t Mess Up the Magic
In a shocking move that surprised absolutely no one, The Walt Disney Company announced today that its Board of Directors…
Lovers & Friends Valentines Night Party with Capella Grey Live—Because Nothing Says Romance Like a Live Performance
Lovers & Friends Valentines Night Party with Capella Grey Live at Polygon BK, 299 Vandervoort, Brooklyn NY. Because nothing says…