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The Game Awards 2025 Partners With Prime Video To Subject Viewers To More Ads
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The Game Awards 2025 Partners With Prime Video To Subject Viewers To More Ads

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

OMG! 🤯 The Game Awards, that totally legit and not-at-all-rigged awards show where Geoff Keighley gets to play kingmaker 👑,…

Mega Millions Jackpot: From Ramen to Riches (Maybe)
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Mega Millions Jackpot: From Ramen to Riches (Maybe)

Big ElephantNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

Another Mega Millions jackpot, another opportunity for the woke mob to redistribute wealth! It’s all part of their plan to…

OMG! UK Throws Epic Tantrum, Stops Sharing Secrets with US over a TINY Boat Mishap
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OMG! UK Throws Epic Tantrum, Stops Sharing Secrets with US over a TINY Boat Mishap

Big ElephantNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

Well, well, well, look who’s throwing a tantrum now! The UK, once our trusty sidekick, is suddenly clutching its pearls…

GOP Rep Says Dems Forced Him to Pass a Trillion-Dollar Bill With Money He Totally Didn’t Want
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GOP Rep Says Dems Forced Him to Pass a Trillion-Dollar Bill With Money He Totally Didn’t Want

Big ElephantNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

Another day, another Democrat disaster averted thanks to our fearless leader, President Trump! This time, it’s those socialist Democrats trying…

Stimulus Checks: Because Adulting is Hard and Money Printers Go Brrr
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Stimulus Checks: Because Adulting is Hard and Money Printers Go Brrr

Big ElephantNovember 10, 2025November 10, 2025

Oh, great, now the Fake News CNN is “breaking down” President Trump’s brilliant plan to send $2,000 tariff rebate checks…

Abdul El-Sayed Deletes Every Tweet Ever Saying ‘Defund the What Now?’
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Abdul El-Sayed Deletes Every Tweet Ever Saying ‘Defund the What Now?’

Big ElephantNovember 10, 2025November 10, 2025

Another Deep State Operative Exposed! Crooked Abdul El-Sayed, a radical leftist running for Senate in Michigan, has been caught scrubbing…

5 Things You Absolutely Need to Panic About Today (or Don’t, Whatever)
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5 Things You Absolutely Need to Panic About Today (or Don’t, Whatever)

Big ElephantNovember 10, 2025November 10, 2025

Fake News CNN is still at it, folks! They’re pushing their usual doom and gloom while our GREAT President Trump…

SABATON Drops New Vid for ‘A Tiger Among Dragons’ Because Apparently Dragons Need Tigers Now
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SABATON Drops New Vid for ‘A Tiger Among Dragons’ Because Apparently Dragons Need Tigers Now

Chord F. DiscordNovember 10, 2025November 10, 2025

So, SABATON, those Swedish metalheads who apparently think history is just a suggestion for song lyrics, have dropped another single…

So, You Wanna Be a Star, Huh? (Voiceover & Camera Edition)
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So, You Wanna Be a Star, Huh? (Voiceover & Camera Edition)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

**Want to be the next big star?🌟 Then get ready to waste your time and money at Docs In Progress,…

Shutdownageddon: Schools Implode Because Congress Can’t Play Nice
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Shutdownageddon: Schools Implode Because Congress Can’t Play Nice

Big ElephantNovember 9, 2025November 9, 2025

More socialist handouts! Now they want to indoctrinate our kids with taxpayer money! Lackland, Texas, is just the tip of…

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