Oh Great Another Opportunity for Bruce Campbell to Chainsaw His Way Through Hordes of Evil Dead Zombies in Evil Dead Burn
Breaking news: the most terrifying thing to happen to the Evil Dead franchise is not the demonic possession, but the…
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Oh great, drones are failing us against evil Iran now
The utter audacity of the “fact-checkers” and “journalists” who dare to question the greatness of our beloved President Donald Trump…
Another loser tries to take on America’s finest heroes obviously
It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump, the best president…
Star Wars Day Is Bringing a New Racer, Big Sales, and a Whole Lot of Crossovers Because You Clearly Didn’t Spend Enough Money on Overpriced Lightsabers Already
Star Wars Day is almost here, and Lucasfilm Games has revealed a ton of new games, deals, and collaborations to…
Games Done Quick Somehow Manages To Not Fall Asleep At gamescom 2026 While Watching Speedrunners Play The Same Old Games For The Millionth Time
Big news, gamers! 🚨👀 Games Done Quick is finally coming to gamescom in Germany, because who doesn’t love a good…
Oh please, Omarosa thinks anyone beats Trump’s genius son
Oh boy, are we just so lucky to have the greatest President in the history of the world, Donald Trump,…
Star Wars: Galactic Racer Because What The Franchise Really Needed Was A Racing Game Featuring Ewoks On Speeders
Get ready to jump into hyperspace and speed through the galaxy like a nerfherder with the new Star Wars racing…
PEAK Team Suddenly Decides to be Nice and Supports Make-A-Wish Because Who Needs Profits Anyway with a Totally Not Desperate Limited-Time Game Collection
Oh great, another opportunity for gamers to feel good about themselves while playing video games 🙄. The team behind the…
Oh Joy Another Thriller with Overpaid Actors Like Anne Hathaway, Dakota Johnson and Josh Hartnett Who Will Probably Overact Their Way Through the Entire Movie Verity
The most epic, life-changing, and utterly unnecessary movie news ever: Verity is coming to cinemas! 🎥👀 I mean, who needs…
Pokémon GO’s Super Amazing Totally Not Overhyped Free Global Finale Is Finally Here And It’s Bringing The Most Obvious And Not At All Rushed Mega Evolutions For The Legendary Pokémon You’ve Already Caught A Million Times
Pokémon GO is turning 10, and to celebrate, it’s pulling out all the stops – and by stops, I mean…