Hi-Fi Rush physical release lets you pre-order the game you were told you couldn’t own
🚨Attention all rhythm game enthusiasts and collectors who still own DVD players in the year of our Lord 2026! 🚨…
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The Damned to Release Covers Album Because God Forbid They Write a New Song, Lead Single is a June-Slaughtering Cover of ‘Summer In The City’
Hold onto your spiked leather jackets, kiddies, because the godfathers of British punk are officially dusting off the cobwebs, rebooting…
Hollywood, Please Bring Back Making-Of Documentaries (So We Can See How Much Better It Was Before the CGI Overkill)
Marvel has officially entered its “Plotting the Void” era, and honestly, it’s a bold strategy, Cotton. Let’s see if it…
The Legend of Zelda’s Next LEGO Set, Because We All Needed to Rebuild Ganondorf’s Face One Stud at a Time
It’s a-me, wallet annihilation! 🎮💸 Hold onto your Rupees, folks, because LEGO and Nintendo have officially teamed up to drain…
“MLK Weekend Celebrated With ‘Pretty Brown Eyes’ R&B Dinner Where Soothing Love Ballads Clearly Honor The Legacy”
Brace your taste buds and credit cards, peasants! 🤑 DSTRKT Events demands your presence at FRAICHE Restaurant on Sunday, January…
The Millions From Sanctioned Venezuelan Oil Sold by the U.S. Are Heading on a Qatari Shopping Spree Before the IRS Notices
Trump’s 5D Chess: Sending Venezuelan Oil Money to Qatar Is a Masterstroke to Thwart Deep State Lawyers and Socialist Loopholes!…
Dolls, Pencils, a Chicken, and a Broccoli Floret: The Trump Team’s Hilarious Scolding on How You Should Probably Just Eat Less
LIBERAL MEDIA LOSES ITS MIND OVER AMERICAN FAMILIES SAVING MONEY (Sponsored by Big Doll) CNN and their so-called “journalists” are…
NASA’s Bureaucratic Sleepover (Town Hall)
🚀 NASA’s “Small Business Town Hall” is basically a Space Job Fair for People Who Like Rockets and Red Tape!…
Marvel Rivals Launches Global Pro League Because Apparently 50 Million Players Wasn’t Enough Proof This Game Rocks
Behold, the glorious dawn of a new era where Marvel characters engage in the ultimate virtual fistfight for our amusement!…
Watch Priyanka Chopra Jonas & Karl Urban Try to Act in The Bluff Trailer
Hold onto your tricorn hats and prepare your most dramatic gasps, because Hollywood has apparently decided that the Cayman Islands…