Pokémon Champions: Because Who Needs a Full Game When You Can Pay for the Privilege? Coming April 8 to Your Wallet’s Doom!
Oh, great, another Pokémon game—because clearly, what the world needs now is more ways to watch little creatures punch each…
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Prosecutor Confesses: No Evidence, Just Fed-Up Over Powell’s Fancy Office Makeover
DOJ Prosecutor Admits No Evidence of Fed Crimes, Still Blames Powell Anyway Well, folks, here we go again with the…
Minecraft Dungeons 2: Now With 100% More Dungeons and 200% More Confusion at Minecraft Live 2026
Well, well, well, look who decided to crawl out from under their cobblestone bed and grace us with their presence.…
Dwayne Johnson’s Live-Action Maui Makes His Grand Entrance in New ‘Moana’ Trailer—Brace Yourself for Rock-Solid Performances!
Oh great, another Disney “live-action” remake, because apparently the 2016 animated classic wasn’t *real* enough for us. Now we’re getting…
Farmers Now Paying in Blood, Sweat, and Tears as Fertilizer Costs Skyrocket Thanks to Iran’s War
# Is It Just Us, or Is Trump Trying to Starve America’s Heartland? The war in Iran is pushing up…
Scorsese and DiCaprio Finally Reunite to Pretend They’re Not Getting Older
Martin Scorsese and Leonardo DiCaprio are at it again, because apparently making six movies together wasn’t enough to satisfy their…
Claiming New Tax Breaks for Tips, Overtime, Seniors or Car Loan Interest? Mind the Fine Print… or Don’t, I’m Not Your Dad
Wait, Big Government’s Tax ‘Breaks’ Aren’t Actually Free Money? So all those glorious tax deductions President Trump promised for tips,…
Why Esports Teams Are Now Basically Professional YouTubers Who Just Happen to Play Games Sometimes
Once upon a time, if you were an esports team, you basically existed only during tournament weekends. You’d pop up,…
CHEVELLE’s SAM LOEFFLER: A.I. Is ‘Taking Over Your Morning Coffee, Your Midnight Snacks, and Probably Your Dreams’
Oh, look who’s back to remind us that not everyone’s ready to be assimilated into the Borg collective. CHEVELLE’s Sam…
Fortnite Finally Back on Google Play: Gamers Celebrate, Parents Weep Quietly
After five long years and courtroom battles, Fortnite has finally returned to the Google Play Store today, just in time…