Stranger Things Season 5: Place Your Bets on Who’s Gonna Bite It in the Upside Down
Okay, buckle up, buttercups! 😜 Because apparently, some folks are STILL hyperventilating over “Stranger Things” Season 5. Like, haven’t we…
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FAA Employees Try Not to Spill Their Pumpkin Spice Lattes as Shutdown Looms and Holiday Travel Turns into a ‘Hangry’ Games Episode
Washington D.C. – Can you believe these Deep State FAA employees? Suddenly, they can’t handle their jobs because they missed…
Super Mario Galaxy Movie Trailer: Prepare for Liftoff (and Disappointment)
The Super Mario Galaxy Movie is allegedly an animated film based on the world of Super Mario Bros., continuing the…
The Game Awards 2025 Partners With Prime Video To Subject Viewers To More Ads
OMG! 🤯 The Game Awards, that totally legit and not-at-all-rigged awards show where Geoff Keighley gets to play kingmaker 👑,…
Mega Millions Jackpot: From Ramen to Riches (Maybe)
Another Mega Millions jackpot, another opportunity for the woke mob to redistribute wealth! It’s all part of their plan to…
OMG! UK Throws Epic Tantrum, Stops Sharing Secrets with US over a TINY Boat Mishap
Well, well, well, look who’s throwing a tantrum now! The UK, once our trusty sidekick, is suddenly clutching its pearls…
GOP Rep Says Dems Forced Him to Pass a Trillion-Dollar Bill With Money He Totally Didn’t Want
Another day, another Democrat disaster averted thanks to our fearless leader, President Trump! This time, it’s those socialist Democrats trying…
Stimulus Checks: Because Adulting is Hard and Money Printers Go Brrr
Oh, great, now the Fake News CNN is “breaking down” President Trump’s brilliant plan to send $2,000 tariff rebate checks…
Abdul El-Sayed Deletes Every Tweet Ever Saying ‘Defund the What Now?’
Another Deep State Operative Exposed! Crooked Abdul El-Sayed, a radical leftist running for Senate in Michigan, has been caught scrubbing…
5 Things You Absolutely Need to Panic About Today (or Don’t, Whatever)
Fake News CNN is still at it, folks! They’re pushing their usual doom and gloom while our GREAT President Trump…