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Devin Townsend Saves World With New Album
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Devin Townsend Saves World With New Album

Chord F. DiscordOctober 10, 2026October 12, 2026

I mean, seriously, Devin Townsend is a force to be reckoned with, and his latest announcement has left us all…

Elon Musk’s PAC generously shares bad voting info with everyone
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Elon Musk’s PAC generously shares bad voting info with everyone

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems that Elon Musk’s super PAC, America PAC, has…

Pancreatic Cancer Picks Worst Possible Target Rich Cipriano
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Pancreatic Cancer Picks Worst Possible Target Rich Cipriano

Chord F. DiscordOctober 10, 2026October 10, 2026

Oh no, the New York Hardcore scene is about to get a whole lot less sick 🤕! Richie Cipriano, the…

Billionaire Worries About Future Somehow
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Billionaire Worries About Future Somehow

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Jeff Kizer, a guy who’s got a pretty relaxed attitude towards money. He’s…

Democrats Think They Can Actually Steal Four States From Trump
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Democrats Think They Can Actually Steal Four States From Trump

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Top Democrats in Washington have been watching with cautious restraint as…

Borat hilariously trashes his own movie because studio execs clearly wont
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Borat hilariously trashes his own movie because studio execs clearly wont

FinnOctober 9, 2026October 9, 2026

It’s been a while since we’ve seen Sacha Baron Cohen’s iconic character Ali G on the big screen, but the…

Ukraine Not Thrilled About Trump’s Russian Diesel Deal Apparently
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Ukraine Not Thrilled About Trump’s Russian Diesel Deal Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest move to bring down energy costs, and I’ve…

Democrats Bicker With Beshear Over Texas Governor Race Because Why Not
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Democrats Bicker With Beshear Over Texas Governor Race Because Why Not

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear is in a bit of a pickle,…

Delta Loves Your Wallet This Holiday Season
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Delta Loves Your Wallet This Holiday Season

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Delta Air Lines just reported a huge jump in fuel costs,…

Democrats Settle For Merely Crushing Opposition In Midterms
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Democrats Settle For Merely Crushing Opposition In Midterms

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

As I sat here sipping my coffee and reading about the Democrats’ plans to take back the House, I couldn’t…

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