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Trump Midterms Ads Somehow All About Trump
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Trump Midterms Ads Somehow All About Trump

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s new ad campaign, and I have to say, it’s quite…

Bond Yields Just Became The Party Crashers Nobody Invited
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Bond Yields Just Became The Party Crashers Nobody Invited

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest market trends, and I have to say, it’s getting interesting.…

ACE Combat 8 soars with bloated online multiplayer modes guaranteed to drain wallets
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ACE Combat 8 soars with bloated online multiplayer modes guaranteed to drain wallets

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 1, 2026September 1, 2026

With the impending release of ACE COMBAT 8: WINGS OF THEVE, Bandai Namco is pulling out all the stops to…

Bonds Just Became the Worst Investment Since Your Friend’s Band
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Bonds Just Became the Worst Investment Since Your Friend’s Band

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Global bond yields are rising to their highest levels in decades,…

IRON MAIDEN Blesses Toronto With Presence Obviously Everyone Needed
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IRON MAIDEN Blesses Toronto With Presence Obviously Everyone Needed

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 1, 2026September 1, 2026

I mean, seriously, the British heavy metal legends just kicked off the North American leg of their “Run For Your…

Tupac Murder Case Wraps Up Faster Than His Albums
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Tupac Murder Case Wraps Up Faster Than His Albums

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The trial of Duane “Keffe D” Davis, the man accused…

Mexico Cost Of Living Apparently Includes 1.8 Million Dollar Fines
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Mexico Cost Of Living Apparently Includes 1.8 Million Dollar Fines

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Hector “Alessandro” Negrete, a man who moved to Guadalajara, Mexico, is…

Because What The World Really Needed Was More Plastic Junk
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Because What The World Really Needed Was More Plastic Junk

FinnSeptember 1, 2026September 1, 2026

Because what the world really needed was a mashup of a sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea…

Amazon Gets Sued For Being Too Good At Taking Money
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Amazon Gets Sued For Being Too Good At Taking Money

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Amazon’s latest run-in with the Federal Trade Commission, and folks, it’s a doozy.…

Trump Gets Green Light For Fancy Dance Floor At Public Expense
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Trump Gets Green Light For Fancy Dance Floor At Public Expense

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court just gave President Trump the green light to…

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