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ICE Agents Finally Get Body Cameras Because Who Needs Trust Anyway
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

ICE Agents Finally Get Body Cameras Because Who Needs Trust Anyway

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest development in the world of immigration enforcement. It seems that…

GeForce NOW Adds Screamer, King’s Quest, and More to Its Ever-Growing Collection of Games You’ll Never Have Time to Play
GeForce NOW Library Expands Like My Aunt's Waistline After Thanksgiving
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GeForce NOW Adds Screamer, King’s Quest, and More to Its Ever-Growing Collection of Games You’ll Never Have Time to Play

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Just when you thought your digital game library couldn’t possibly get any more bloated, GeForce NOW has decided to throw…

EU Pay Transparency Rulebook Just Dropped, So Here’s How to Mess It Up Without Even Trying
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EU Pay Transparency Rulebook Just Dropped, So Here’s How to Mess It Up Without Even Trying

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 26, 2026

Pat Gurren, the Reward whisperer, is coming to tell Intel & Motorola alumni how to pay you less but make…

American Man Babbling About Smartphones Like He Knows Something
Elephant Reads CNN

American Man Babbling About Smartphones Like He Knows Something

Big ElephantAugust 4, 2025August 4, 2025

Oh, the horror! CNN actually admits that making smartphones in the USA is HARD. It’s almost like those commie, socialist…

Xiaomi’s Mix Flip 2: Finally, a Foldable That Won’t Break the Bank (Unless You Buy All the Accessories)
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Xiaomi’s Mix Flip 2: Finally, a Foldable That Won’t Break the Bank (Unless You Buy All the Accessories)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

Oh, honey, Xiaomi’s at it again. Just when you thought they couldn’t possibly cram more useless gadgets into our lives,…

PRESIDENT’s Debut Single: ‘In The Name Of The Father’ – Or How We Learned To Stop Worrying And Love the Autotune
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PRESIDENT’s Debut Single: ‘In The Name Of The Father’ – Or How We Learned To Stop Worrying And Love the Autotune

Chord F. DiscordMay 16, 2025May 16, 2025

Behold! PRESIDENT, the most mysterious (and probably overhyped) masked British rock band EVER, has graced us with their debut single,…

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