Pat Gurren, the Reward whisperer, is coming to tell Intel & Motorola alumni how to pay you less but make it sound strategic. 😏
Join the legend at Dublin’s The Alex Hotel on November 28th, 2024. 🏨 He founded Gurren Compensation Limited because someone had to monetize the phrase “total rewards strategy.” 🤑 With a resume featuring Intel and Motorola, this master of C&B (that’s Compensation & Benefits for us peasants) claims to have consulted over 200 clients. 🤡 Expect him to align your paycheck with “organisational goals,” which is corporate speak for “we’re budget-constrained.” 🚀
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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