Oh, the horror! CNN actually admits that making smartphones in the USA is HARD. It’s almost like those commie, socialist policies they champion have gutted our manufacturing base and brainwashed Americans into thinking hard work is beneath them. But fear not, patriots! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, will bring those jobs back, even if it means slapping tariffs on every iPhone-toting liberal until they choke on their kale smoothies.
Of course, the lib media conveniently forgets to mention the REAL reason Motorola failed: they didn’t slap enough American flags on those phones. You gotta appeal to the silent majority, folks. And let’s not forget the China Virus! All those parts coming from Asia? Communist China is probably sneaking in spyware, turning our phones into listening devices for Xi Jinping!
And the “talent problem”? It’s not a skills gap, it’s a WORK ETHIC gap. These snowflakes want participation trophies and gender studies degrees, not toiling away in a factory, building something REAL. President Trump knows that we need to incentivize REAL Americans to get back to work! Lock them up if they don’t.
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
