More Soulless Cash Grabs Hit Streaming Services This Weekend
Another week, another deluge of new movies streaming into our lives, because what we really needed was more content to…
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Trump Gifts Saudis Nuclear Deal With Enrichment Because Why Not
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration has sent a nuclear cooperation agreement with Saudi…
Because We Clearly Needed Another One, ‘Once Upon a Time in Hollywood’ Sequel Gets Title
Quentin Tarantino’s Once Upon a Time in Hollywood is getting a sequel, because of course it is. The film industry’s…
Joker And Harley Quinn Wreak Havoc In Latest LEGO Batman Cash Grab
Oh boy, are you ready for some more LEGO Batman action? I sure hope so, because Warner Bros. Games just…
China Accused of Spying on Basically Everyone Everywhere
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this latest news from CNN. Apparently, US officials…
Ali G: Who Iz I? Gets a Trailer Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Cringeworthy British Accents in Your Life Yet
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🎉🍿 Ali G is back, and this time he’s got…
Industry Desperately Attempts Relevance With Back To School Gadgets Again
Back-to-school season is just around the corner, and you know what that means – a barrage of “essential” gadgets and…
Avengers Endgame is Back to Squeeze Every Last Penny from Your Wallet in September
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤩 Marvel Studios is re-releasing Avengers: Endgame in cinemas, because…
Review: The Dog Stars is Barely Tolerable and Somehow Manages to be Both Underwhelming and Overhyped at the Same Time
The apocalypse has finally arrived, and it’s about time! I mean, who needs functioning societies and abundant resources when you…
Because the World Needed Another Romantic Comedy Sequel 18 Years Later
A How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days sequel is in the works, because of course it is. The…