I Pretend to be a Boxer for 2 Hours and Call it a Biopic Somehow Stallone Approved This Mess
The most epic story of all time is coming to a theater near you, and by epic, I mean it’s…
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Because What The World Really Needed Was More Time To Forget The First One
The Batman Part II has been pushed back yet again, because of course it has. The latest delay puts the…
Legendary Unveils Godzilla vs Kong Ride Because What’s Left to Ruin
The Monsterverse is coming to a theme park near you, but only if you’re in South Korea. Legendary has announced…
Alcatraz Claims More Victims Than Latest Prison Break Movie
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a pretty intense situation that went down in San Francisco. Apparently, a pontoon…
Oh Great Another Movie with Pedro Pascal Because the World Was Missing That
The most epic movie of the century is coming, and I’m not even exaggerating 🤯! I mean, who needs Avengers…
Oh Joy Another Movie About a Couple of Old Dudes Running Around and Blowing Things Up Featuring Ryan Reynolds and Some Guy Your Grandma Loves Kenneth Branagh in the Most Unnecessary Buddy Action-Comedy of the Year Mayday
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉🍿 “Mayday” is coming, and it’s going to be a wild…
Because We Clearly Needed Another Conjuring Movie From Warner Bros
The Conjuring franchise is at it again, because of course it is. The next installment in the never-ending series will…
Sully Sullenberger’s Next Emergency Landing: His Own Memory
I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about Capt. Chesley B. “Sully” Sullenberger III, and I have to say, this…
Magic meets Star Trek in bold crossover cash grab with familiar faces
Get ready to boldly go where no Magic: The Gathering player has gone before, as Wizards of the Coast has…
Oh Joy Another Chance to Watch a 30 Year Old Anime Film on a Format That’s Older Than Most of the Audience While Paying Exorbitant Cinema Prices to Relive the Experience of Scratches and Flicker on a Big Screen
This is not a drill, folks! 🚨🎥 The most iconic anime film of all time, AKIRA, is coming back to…