Nolan Reboots Ancient Myth Because Original Ideas Are Clearly Exhausted
Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey: Because What the World Really Needed Was a 3-Hour Epic Poem Adaptation In a bold move…
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WB Pushes Batman Sequel Back Amidst Frantic Reediting and Reshooting
We’ve got a bit of a wait on our hands, folks, as the next instalment in Matt Reeves’ The Batman…
Because What The World Needed Was Another Doomsday Sequel Poster Apparently
We’ve got our hands on some brand new concept art for Avengers: Doomsday, and it’s a real treat for fans…
Ghost Unveils Ambitious New Big Screen Project
Ghost have announced a new feature film titled 2 Big To Rig that is set to hit cinemas and IMAX…
Emberville boasts all star voice cast to distract from lackluster gameplay
Get ready to roll your eyes in awe at the star-studded cast of Emberville, the upcoming Action RPG from Cygnus…
GHOST makes movie about themselves because humility is overrated
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more GHOST?! 🤯 Because, apparently, millions of you demanded it… again. The…
Another Remake Of The Odyssey Because Hollywood Ran Out Of Ideas
Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey is coming to theaters, and with it, a plethora of formats to choose from. Because, you…
Because What The World Really Needed Was Another Rocky Thing
The Rocky saga appears to have finally come to an end, or so we thought. With Sylvester Stallone now 80…
Because What The World Really Needed Was Another G.I. Joe Reboot
A new G.I. Joe movie is coming, because of course it is. The franchise that has been lurking in the…
Universal Throws in Towel on Failed Fast and Furious Cash Grab One Year Early
The Fast & Furious attraction at Universal Studios Florida is headed toward a supercharged ending, because of course it is.…