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No Death Penalty for Guy Who Allegedly Killed His Own Parents
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No Death Penalty for Guy Who Allegedly Killed His Own Parents

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. California prosecutors have announced that they won’t be seeking the death…

TIFF 2026 Review: Future Tense – “Time Travel Movies Are So Original Not”
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TIFF 2026 Review: Future Tense – “Time Travel Movies Are So Original Not”

FinnSeptember 15, 2026September 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat! Imagine being able to travel back in time on vacation, because who…

Zack Snyder Still Employed Despite Making Another Terrible Movie Apparently
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Zack Snyder Still Employed Despite Making Another Terrible Movie Apparently

FinnSeptember 14, 2026September 14, 2026

Well, that was a surprise. In a move that will likely be remembered as one of the most tone-deaf decisions…

TIFF 2026 Review: Stuffed – because who doesn’t love a film that’s a hot mess of crazy
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TIFF 2026 Review: Stuffed – because who doesn’t love a film that’s a hot mess of crazy

FinnSeptember 14, 2026September 14, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉 The new movie Stuffed is like a box of chocolates…

TIFF 2026 Review: The Julia Set Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Math in Your Life Now It’s a Movie
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TIFF 2026 Review: The Julia Set Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Math in Your Life Now It’s a Movie

FinnSeptember 14, 2026September 14, 2026

The most epic tale of romance and math you’ll ever hear, because who doesn’t love a good equation? 🤣 We’ve…

ProgPower USA 2027 somehow still happening with Nevermore Metal Church and dads from Masterplan
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ProgPower USA 2027 somehow still happening with Nevermore Metal Church and dads from Masterplan

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 14, 2026September 14, 2026

Oh no, the world is finally coming to an end: ProgPower USA is back for another year 🌪️! I mean,…

Airman’s wild joyride over Iran ends with free taxi ride home
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Airman’s wild joyride over Iran ends with free taxi ride home

Big ElephantSeptember 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An American airman, call sign “Bravo,” shared his harrowing tale of…

CEO Urges Caution in AI Arms Race Because That’s Working Great So Far
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CEO Urges Caution in AI Arms Race Because That’s Working Great So Far

Big ElephantSeptember 12, 2026

Folks, I’m reading this article about the CEO of Anthropic, Dario Amodei, and I’m thinking to myself, what’s the hurry?…

TIFF 2026 Review: Forgotten Spaceman – Because Who Needs a Decent Plot When You Can Just Float Around in Space and Look Sad
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TIFF 2026 Review: Forgotten Spaceman – Because Who Needs a Decent Plot When You Can Just Float Around in Space and Look Sad

FinnSeptember 12, 2026September 12, 2026

Breaking news: someone from Afghanistan went to space and it’s a big deal, allegedly 🚀👽! We’re talking about Abdul Ahad…

Because You Clearly Need More Reminders Of Hollywood’s Desperation In 2026 Films
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Because You Clearly Need More Reminders Of Hollywood’s Desperation In 2026 Films

FinnSeptember 12, 2026September 12, 2026

Rotten Tomatoes, the review aggregation site that’s become the go-to destination for film enthusiasts and industry professionals alike, introduced its…

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