Because Obviously We Need to Rewrite History to Justify Another Reboot
It’s a concept that has plagued philosophers and superheroes alike for centuries: the constraints of time. For Spider-Man, it’s not…
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Netflix Loses Nicolas Cage Movie Copy Worth $105M Because Of Course They Did
Netflix is being sued for a whopping $105 million after losing an unencrypted copy of an unreleased World War II…
Tom Holland Hated Early Cut of Spider-Man: Brand New Day Because Of Course He Did
Because what’s a superhero movie without a few dozen test screenings and a healthy dose of audience feedback, right? Tom…
Oh Joy Another Opportunity to Spend 60 Bucks on a Game That Will Probably Crash My Console and Make Me Question Every Life Choice I’ve Ever Made Fall 2 Is Coming
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic thrills and spills? Because I’ve got the scoop on the newest,…
Marvel’s Desperation Reaches New Heights With Latest Cash Grab Sequels
Clothes make the superhero, and Spider-Man’s iconic red and blue suit is a prime example of this. The web-slinger’s costume…
Oh Joy Another Movie Where Alexander Skarsgård Gets to Run Around Half Naked as a Wicker Man
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, life-changing, and utterly ridiculous movie trailer of the year? 🤣…
The Master and Margarita – Because You Clearly Didn’t Waste Enough Time Reading the Book in School
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉🍿 THE MASTER AND MARGARITA is finally coming to the US,…
Oh Great Another Zombie Movie to Add to the Pile of Unoriginal Ideas from Some Guy Named Yeon Sang-ho Who Probably Thinks Zombies Are Still Scary
Oh boy, are you guys ready for another super original and not-at-all-overdone zombie movie? 🙄 Because I’ve got some “breaking…
Knight Rider: Finally a Documentary About a Talking Car Because That’s What the World Was Missing
Oh boy, are you ready for some serious nostalgia? 🤩 Because we’re about to take a trip down memory lane,…
Because You Clearly Needed Another Jumanji Sequel To Fill Void In Soul
The wait is over, and the trailer for Jumanji: Open World has finally arrived, because what the world really needed…