Grand Theft Auto VI Trailer: Florida Simulator 2077 looks like my retirement plan, except with more explosions and less shuffleboard ðīðĩðĨ
OMG! Rockstar DELAYS GTA VI AGAIN! ðą Is this the end of gaming as we know it?! Okay, okay, calm…
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OMG! ð Did Gran Turismo spontaneously combust ðĨ or did y’all just REALLY dig up Grandpa Oblivion ðī from the bargain bin? ðĪĢ
OMG! ðą The PlayStation Store charts for April 2025 are HERE! ð Prepare to be absolutely SHOOK by the groundbreaking,…
Crunchyroll’s Ani-May 2025: Prepare Your Wallets (and Your Sanity) for a Month of Weeb Pandering! ðĪŠð°ð
OMG! Crunchyroll, the overlords of all things anime (except maybe that *other* site… you know the one ð), have decided…
May the Fourth be with your rapidly emptying wallet as Disney+ unveils yet another “must-see” Star Wars spin-off you’ll forget by May the Fifth ðððļ
Oh, boy, another May the Fourth? ð As if we haven’t had enough of this “galaxy far, far away” nonsense…
HallowScreamCon 2026: Prepare for Overpriced Tickets, Disappointing Panels, and Questionable Cosplay Choices! ððð
Time to dust off your Jason Voorhees mask and practice your Wilhelm scream, folks! Screen Masters International, bless their little…
“Another Simple Favor”: Or, How Blake Lively Robbed Me of Two Hours I’ll Never Get Back ððŽ
So, ‘Another Simple Favor’ got a whopping 7 out of 10 stars, huh? ð Must be a slow news day.…
OMG, Marvel Rivals is giving Winter Soldier a Thunderbolts makeover and throwing a Hellfire Gala, because apparently, that’s what the game was MISSING ð ðĨðĪĄ
Oh, honey, hold my vibranium shield! ðĄïļ Marvel Rivals, that game we all *totally* play and *aren’t* just pretending to…
ARC Raiders: A “Hands-On Preview” So Revolutionary, It’ll Make You Question Your Life Choices (And Maybe Find a Hidden Chicken ð).
Alright, gamers, gather ’round and let Uncle Trollington tell you about *ARC Raiders*, the upcoming extraction shooter from those lovable…
Netflix Tudum 2025: Prepare for Disappointment and Mild Hype for Stuff You Already Knew About ððŋðŽ.
Oh. My. Glob. ð Netflix, in its infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), has deigned to announce the official air date…
Oh, no! ð Ex-Sony dude throws a tantrum because his name wasn’t big enough on the *Until Dawn* movie credits. ððŽ
OMG, can you even BELIEVE this?! ðą Some ex-PlayStation “narrative director” (whatever THAT is) is throwing a tantrum because the…