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Jonah’s New Movie Premiere: Free Food and Maybe He’ll Show Up

Chuck B. BallsyMay 12, 2025
Katy Perry *Finally* Acknowledges She Used to Sound Like a Dying Cat
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Katy Perry *Finally* Acknowledges She Used to Sound Like a Dying Cat

Chuck B. BallsyMay 12, 2025May 12, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups ๐ŸŒผ, because we’re diving headfirst into the DRAMA ๐ŸŽญ that is Katy Perry and her sudden…

Harley Flanagan and the missus yammer ’bout rabbit food and a movie nobody asked for ๐Ÿฅ•๐ŸŽฌ๐Ÿ™„
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Harley Flanagan and the missus yammer ’bout rabbit food and a movie nobody asked for ๐Ÿฅ•๐ŸŽฌ๐Ÿ™„

Chord F. DiscordMay 12, 2025May 12, 2025

Oh, sweet lord, another washed-up hardcore dude trying to stay relevant. ๐Ÿ™„ Harley Flanagan, the human embodiment of a mid-life…

“Friendship”: A Cinematic Masterpiece (of Mediocrity) That Will Make You Question All Your Life Choices (Especially Watching This)
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“Friendship”: A Cinematic Masterpiece (of Mediocrity) That Will Make You Question All Your Life Choices (Especially Watching This)

FinnMay 12, 2025May 12, 2025

Okay, folks, buckle up, because โ€˜Friendshipโ€™ is getting a WHOPPING 8.5 out of 10 stars! ๐ŸŒŸ Yeah, you heard that…

Oh GREAT, Amy Lee (of EVANESCENCE, duh) and HALSEY Team Up for Ballerina Movie Song No One Asked For
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Oh GREAT, Amy Lee (of EVANESCENCE, duh) and HALSEY Team Up for Ballerina Movie Song No One Asked For

Chord F. DiscordMay 11, 2025May 11, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Amy Lee from EVANESCENCE, yes, the “Bring Me to Life” band that your mom still listens to, has…

Keanu and Sandy Back Together Again? ๐Ÿ˜ด Guess Hollywood’s Officially Run Out of Ideas ๐Ÿ™„
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Keanu and Sandy Back Together Again? ๐Ÿ˜ด Guess Hollywood’s Officially Run Out of Ideas ๐Ÿ™„

FinnMay 11, 2025May 11, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock are back together?! Is this real life? Or is this just fantasy? Caught…

Oh great, another director for the X-Men? ๐Ÿ™„ Prepare for more of the same, folks! ๐Ÿฟ๐ŸŽฌ
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Oh great, another director for the X-Men? ๐Ÿ™„ Prepare for more of the same, folks! ๐Ÿฟ๐ŸŽฌ

FinnMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ You guys will NOT believe this “news”! Apparently, Disney, in their infinite wisdom (or lack thereof ๐Ÿค”), is…

Souheila Yacoub to star in ‘Evil Dead Burn,’ because apparently screaming at demons wasn’t traumatizing enough the first time ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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Souheila Yacoub to star in ‘Evil Dead Burn,’ because apparently screaming at demons wasn’t traumatizing enough the first time ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ”ฅ

FinnMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

So, apparently, Hollywood hasn’t run out of ideas yet! They’re digging up the ‘Evil Dead’ franchise again, because, let’s face…

“Shadow Force”: More like “Shadow Farts,” am I right? ๐Ÿ’จ๐ŸŽฌ๐Ÿ˜‚
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“Shadow Force”: More like “Shadow Farts,” am I right? ๐Ÿ’จ๐ŸŽฌ๐Ÿ˜‚

FinnMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

So, “Shadow Force” got a 6.5/10? ๐Ÿค” That’s like getting a participation trophy in the Olympics. But hey, at least…

Oh great, more celebrities desperately trying to stay relevant at Game Con Canada 2025 ๐Ÿ™„๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ’ธ
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Oh great, more celebrities desperately trying to stay relevant at Game Con Canada 2025 ๐Ÿ™„๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ’ธ

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

Alright, gamers, hold onto your Mountain Dew-soaked hats because Game Con Canada is BACK! ๐ŸŽ‰ And guess what? They’ve managed…

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