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Because You Clearly Need More TV Shows to Binge Forever
Breaking, Movie News

Because You Clearly Need More TV Shows to Binge Forever

FinnAugust 3, 2026August 3, 2026

It’s that time of the week again, folks, where we dive headfirst into the latest TV shows and streaming series…

Tobias Forge saves horror movies with his music video genius
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Tobias Forge saves horror movies with his music video genius

Chord F. DiscordAugust 3, 2026August 3, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more found-footage horror? 🙄 I mean, who doesn’t love a good mixtape…

Spider-Man Breaks Box Office Records Again Because Of Course It Does
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Spider-Man Breaks Box Office Records Again Because Of Course It Does

Big ElephantAugust 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the box office numbers, and I’ve got to say, it’s a wild…

Lita Ford somehow still alive and making music again
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Lita Ford somehow still alive and making music again

Chord F. DiscordAugust 2, 2026August 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤩 Lita Ford, the queen of ’80s hard rock, is…

Marvel Cashes In Before Avengers: Doomsday with Five More MCU Films
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Marvel Cashes In Before Avengers: Doomsday with Five More MCU Films

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 2, 2026August 2, 2026

The Marvel Cinematic Universe is at it again, and I’m not just talking about the inevitable onslaught of merchandise and…

It Ends – Just Kidding It’s Only the Beginning of Your Never Ending Nightmare and Also There’s a Sequel Coming Probably
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It Ends – Just Kidding It’s Only the Beginning of Your Never Ending Nightmare and Also There’s a Sequel Coming Probably

FinnAugust 1, 2026August 1, 2026

The most epic movie of the century is finally here, and by epic, I mean it’s a movie that exists…

Spider-Man: Brand New Day is Totally Not a Desperate Cry for Help and a Rehashing of the Same Old Boring Storylines
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Spider-Man: Brand New Day is Totally Not a Desperate Cry for Help and a Rehashing of the Same Old Boring Storylines

FinnAugust 1, 2026August 1, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for another Spider-Man movie? I mean, who isn’t tired of the same old web-slinging,…

Constance Wu Faces an Alien Nightmare in The Outer Threat
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Constance Wu Faces an Alien Nightmare in The Outer Threat

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 1, 2026August 1, 2026

Get ready for a cinematic experience that’s out of this world – or at least, that’s what the marketing team…

Spider-Man reboot number umpteen is here to thrill your wallet again
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Spider-Man reboot number umpteen is here to thrill your wallet again

FinnJuly 31, 2026August 3, 2026

The Spider-Man franchise is still swinging, because of course it is. Spider-Man: Brand New Day has arrived in theaters, hot…

Because Obviously We Need to Rewrite History to Justify Another Reboot
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Because Obviously We Need to Rewrite History to Justify Another Reboot

FinnJuly 31, 2026July 31, 2026

It’s a concept that has plagued philosophers and superheroes alike for centuries: the constraints of time. For Spider-Man, it’s not…

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