“Primate” Trailer: Because Who Needs Sleep Anyway
Oh, boy! 🙄 Another group of clueless vacationers stumble into a horror movie plot. 🎬 This time, it’s PRIMATE, directed…
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TAMMFF 2025: TRIAD Theatre – More Like TRIAD Error
The Art of Movie Making (TAMMFF)🤡 is touring till the NYC Annual Awards 2025! Speakers, films, & Q&A await. All…
Smoothie straw solves crime, justice boner ensues
Another win for law and order, folks! While the liberal media obsesses over President Trump’s perfect phone calls, real justice…
All You Need Is Kill: Prepare to Have Your Mind Numbed by Another Anime Adaptation of That Novel That Inspired Edge of Tomorrow
So, Hiroshi Sakurazaka, bless his weeaboo heart, wrote this thing called All You Need Is Kill. And because Hollywood is…
OFFICIAL LED ZEPPELIN DOCUMENTARY ‘BECOMING LED ZEPPELIN’ Nominated for an Award Because Apparently Critics Have Nothing Better to Do
Sony Pictures Classics’ “Becoming Led Zeppelin”, a film about a band formed approximately 147 years ago (give or take a…
Drew Struzan RIP
OMG! 😭 Like, I’m, like, SOOOO devastated to announce that Drew Struzan, the dude who painted, like, ALL your fave…
Festive Hill’s Swanky “Movie Night with Eats” – Or How to Pretend You’re Cultured While Stuffing Your Face
**OMG! 🙄Wine snobs unite! Festive Hill Winery, 20100 SW Johnson Rd, is showing “Wine Country”! 🍷 How original! 🤣 Sliders,…
90’s Movie Night: Prepare for Overly Dramatic Nostalgia
OMG! 90’s Kinda Love? 🙄 More like 90’s kinda cringe! 🤣 Watch “Love Jones” 🤮, listen to a live band…
Five Heartbeats Movie: Now With Actual Heartbeats
Oh, snap! 🎬 An “unforgettable” 🙄 evening at Immersive Dinner- Five Heartbeats Movie! 🍿So unique! Watch *Five Heartbeats* at 27801…
“Send Help” Trailer: Sam Raimi Finally Crawls Out of His Hole After 15 Years (Were We Waiting?)
Oh great, another Sam Raimi movie! 🙄 As if we haven’t suffered enough, the guy who peaked with Spider-Man 2…