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Silent Night, More Like Hilarious Fright: New Trailer for That Remake We Didn’t Ask For
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Silent Night, More Like Hilarious Fright: New Trailer for That Remake We Didn’t Ask For

FinnOctober 17, 2025October 17, 2025

Oh, great, another “twisted reimagining”! 🙄 Because what the world REALLY needs is yet another unnecessary remake, this time of…

“A Desert” – Yawn, Another Neo-Noir Horror Trailer to Skip
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“A Desert” – Yawn, Another Neo-Noir Horror Trailer to Skip

FinnOctober 17, 2025October 17, 2025

Oh, look, another movie about someone having a mid-life crisis! 🙄 This time, it’s a photographer who’s clearly lost his…

Manor of Darkness: Prepare to Rewatch Your Life (and Die a Lot)
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Manor of Darkness: Prepare to Rewatch Your Life (and Die a Lot)

FinnOctober 17, 2025October 17, 2025

Oh, look, another “horror” movie hitting the digital shelves! 🙄 Ridder Films, bless their cotton socks, have joined forces with…

“The Predator 5-Movie Collection Arrives on 4K UHD and Blu-ray November 10th (Because You Totally Asked For It)”
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“The Predator 5-Movie Collection Arrives on 4K UHD and Blu-ray November 10th (Because You Totally Asked For It)”

FinnOctober 17, 2025October 17, 2025

Behold, the PREDATOR 5-MOVIE COLLECTION! 🤣 Yes, FIVE whole movies dedicated to the alien that just REALLY likes hunting humans.…

“Primate” Trailer: Because Who Needs Sleep Anyway
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“Primate” Trailer: Because Who Needs Sleep Anyway

FinnOctober 16, 2025October 16, 2025

Oh, boy! 🙄 Another group of clueless vacationers stumble into a horror movie plot. 🎬 This time, it’s PRIMATE, directed…

TAMMFF 2025: TRIAD Theatre – More Like TRIAD Error
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TAMMFF 2025: TRIAD Theatre – More Like TRIAD Error

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 16, 2025

The Art of Movie Making (TAMMFF)🤡 is touring till the NYC Annual Awards 2025! Speakers, films, & Q&A await. All…

Smoothie straw solves crime, justice boner ensues
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Smoothie straw solves crime, justice boner ensues

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2025October 16, 2025

Another win for law and order, folks! While the liberal media obsesses over President Trump’s perfect phone calls, real justice…

All You Need Is Kill: Prepare to Have Your Mind Numbed by Another Anime Adaptation of That Novel That Inspired Edge of Tomorrow
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All You Need Is Kill: Prepare to Have Your Mind Numbed by Another Anime Adaptation of That Novel That Inspired Edge of Tomorrow

FinnOctober 15, 2025October 15, 2025

So, Hiroshi Sakurazaka, bless his weeaboo heart, wrote this thing called All You Need Is Kill. And because Hollywood is…

OFFICIAL LED ZEPPELIN DOCUMENTARY ‘BECOMING LED ZEPPELIN’ Nominated for an Award Because Apparently Critics Have Nothing Better to Do
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OFFICIAL LED ZEPPELIN DOCUMENTARY ‘BECOMING LED ZEPPELIN’ Nominated for an Award Because Apparently Critics Have Nothing Better to Do

Chord F. DiscordOctober 15, 2025October 15, 2025

Sony Pictures Classics’ “Becoming Led Zeppelin”, a film about a band formed approximately 147 years ago (give or take a…

Drew Struzan RIP
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Drew Struzan RIP

FinnOctober 14, 2025October 14, 2025

OMG! 😭 Like, I’m, like, SOOOO devastated to announce that Drew Struzan, the dude who painted, like, ALL your fave…

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