PlayStation Casually Steals 500 Movies From Users Because That’s Just What Companies Do Now
In a move that’s sure to delight fans of ephemeral media and fleeting entertainment experiences, Sony has announced that it…
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Netflix Gets Ripped Off Again But This Time It’s Actually Illegal
A filmmaker has been sentenced to 30 months in prison for allegedly misusing $11 million in funds provided by Netflix…
Oh Joy Another Movie About a Guy Who Turns into a Furry Little Dog Man to Terrorize Medieval Villages courtesy of that Super Original Guy Robert Eggers
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic and thrilling experience of your life? 😂 I mean, who…
Miracles Happen Video Games Not Totally Butchered On Screen Now
Well, well, well, it seems like the video game adaptation train has finally left the station of suck, and is…
Because Hollywood Needed Another Tragic Reminder Of Its Mortality Crisis
Daveigh Chase, the voice behind Lilo Pelekai in Disney’s Lilo & Stitch, has passed away at the age of 35.…
Scientists Discover Nobody Has Ever Watched Netflix Without Scrolling for 40 Minutes First
JACKAL RESEARCH DIVISION REPORT #004 The Jackal Research Division has released the results of what experts are calling the largest…
Yet Another Franchise Tease Because Originality Is Overrated
The new Supergirl movie is based on the recent DC miniseries, Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow. Because, of course, it is.…
Another Classic Tale Ruined by Hollywood’s Desperation for New Content
Aaron Taylor-Johnson is set to terrify audiences in Robert Eggers’ new horror film, Werwulf. The trailer has been released, and…
Supergirl Flies High with Impressive Rotten Tomatoes Score of Course It Does
It’s a new DC Universe, but the results with critics look pretty much the same. The current regime at DC…
Because What The World Needed Was Another Superhero Showdown Apparently
The latest DC Comics film, Supergirl, has taken to the skies, but its opening weekend box office numbers are more…