Chuck Norris Dead No Wait Just His Ego Was Killed By All The People Who Actually Thought He Was Invincible
Oh no, the internet is lying about Chuck Norris, what a shock 😱. I mean, who wouldn’t want to make…
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BREAKING: Red Lobster Plans to Ruin Your Diet and Relationships with Highly Anticipated Return of the Infamous Endless Shrimp Promotion That Will Obviously End in Carb Coma and Regret
In a shocking turn of events, Red Lobster is rumored to be bringing back the infamous Endless Shrimp promotion that…
Wizards Beyond Waverly Place Finally Decides to Stop Torturing Us with Bad Magic After Season 3
The Disney Channel’s Disney revival of Wizards of Waverly Place is coming to an end, and honestly, it’s about time…
Oh Joy Another Season of Peaky Blinders Because You Clearly Havent Had Enough of Tom Hardy Looking Moody in a Newsboy Cap With a Brand New Star to Make You Forget About All the Other Stars Theyve Killed Off Already
The Peaky Blinders franchise is back, because you clearly didn’t get enough of it the first time around 🙄. Just…
Chuck Norris Became a Pop Culture Icon Because Roundhouse Kicks and Beards are the Answer to World Peace
Chuck Norris, the ultimate action hero, has left us, but his legacy will live on in our hearts and in…
MARILYN MANSON Throws 30th Birthday Party For ‘Antichrist Superstar’ With LA Shows Because Why Not?
Attention, freaks, goths, and everyone who still thinks trench coats are a legitimate fashion choice: Marilyn Manson is staging his…
Netflix Is Raising Prices Again Because You Clearly Have Too Much Money Anyway
Oh joy, oh rapture! Netflix is raising its prices again, because who doesn’t love paying more for the same service?…
Harry Potter TV Show Trailer Drops, Wizards Everywhere Lose Their Wands Over It
So, after roughly a billion dollars in merchandising, theme parks, and questionable wizard-themed weddings, the wizarding world is back —…
Scary Movie gets a poster — because even horror needs a marketing team to scream about it!
Twenty-six years after surviving the most recognizable Halloween costume in cinematic history, the Core Four are back to prove that…
‘Harry Potter’ TV Show Drops Trailer, and It’s Just Like the Movies But With More Waiting
Oh great, another Harry Potter reboot — because apparently the last 20 years of films and theme parks weren’t enough.…