Yeah, because what the world really needed was more Fast & Furious 🙄. I mean, who doesn’t want to watch a bunch of cars driving really fast and doing impossible stunts? 🤷♂️ It’s not like we’ve seen that before… oh wait, we have. Multiple times. In every single movie 🎥. But hey, who’s counting? 🤔
Diesel said (because, of course, he did) that “for the last decade, we have realized that the fans have wanted more” 🤔. More of what, you ask? More cars? More explosions? More punches thrown by The Rock? 🥊 Because, let’s be real, that’s all anyone really cares about 🤑. He also said that he had to wait until it was “right” 🕰️, which is code for “until I got the right paycheck” 💸.
And, of course, because one show wouldn’t be enough, Diesel announced that Peacock is launching not one, not two, but FOUR (or maybe just one, who knows? 🤷♂️) shows from the Fast and Furious universe 🌎. Because why settle for just one when you can have four? Or, you know, maybe just one 🤔. The details are sketchy, but one thing is certain: it’ll be a wild ride 🎠.
According to Variety, the show (or shows) is being executive produced by Mike Daniels and Wolfe Coleman, who are also writing the pilot 📝. But don’t expect any details about the plot just yet 🤐. Diesel is keeping mum, probably because he doesn’t want to spoil the surprise 🎉. Or maybe he just doesn’t know yet 🤷♂️.
This isn’t the first time Fast & Furious has hit the small screen, though 📺. There was that animated series, Fast & Furious Spy Racers, which was totally not just a kids’ show 🎨. I mean, who needs explosions and car chases when you can have… well, actually, that’s exactly what you need 🤑.
Fans will likely be stoked to hear they’re getting a Fast & Furious show (or shows), but let’s be real, they’re probably more concerned about what happened to their favorite characters after that cliffhanger ending in Fast X 🎥. I mean, it’s been three years, and we still don’t know what happened to them 🕰️. Will they ever find out? Maybe in 2028, when the next movie is scheduled for release 🕰️. But until then, we’ll just have to wait and see 🤔.
And, of course, because this article wouldn’t be complete without it, here are the most ridiculous Fast & Furious moments 🤣. I mean, who doesn’t love a good nitrous oxide joke? 💨 Or a well-placed punch from The Rock? 🥊 It’s all in good fun, folks 🎉. So, buckle up (literally) and get ready for the wildest ride of your life 🎠. Or, you know, just watch the show (or shows) and see what all the fuss is about 📺. 😜👍💥
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
