In a shocking turn of events, DC has decided to join forces two of its most iconic villains, Deathstroke and Bane, in a movie that will surely be a masterpiece of cinematic genius 🤣. I mean, who wouldn’t want to watch a film about two guys who are basically just muscle-bound, growly versions of each other? It’s not like they’re going to spend the entire movie just staring at each other, trying to out-brood each other 🙄. According to Deadline, Greg Mottola, the director of Superbad, is in talks to helm this epic project, because what’s more super than two supervillains teaming up to take on… well, whoever it is they’re going to take on 🤷♂️.
In what is surely a genius move, DC has decided to pair up these two villains, despite their lack of connection in the comics. I mean, who needs a compelling narrative or character development when you can just smash two random villains together and hope for the best? 🤪 It’s like they’re trying to create a cinematic version of a toddler’s playroom, where all the toys are just thrown together in a mess of chaos and confusion 🤯. And with Greg Mottola at the helm, we can expect a film that is equal parts action-packed and hilarious, kind of like a superhero version of The Hangover 🍺.
But wait, it gets even better! The script for this masterpiece hasn’t even been written yet, so we can all just imagine the endless possibilities of what could happen in this movie 📝. Will Deathstroke and Bane team up to take on Batman? Or will they decide to go after each other, in an epic battle of muscle-bound masculinity? 🤺 The world will just have to wait and see, but one thing is for sure: this movie is going to be a wild ride 🎠.
And let’s not forget the rich history of these two characters in live-action form. Deathstroke, played by Joe Manganiello, made a brief appearance in Justice League, where he was totally not wasted in a pointless cameo 🙅♂️. And Bane, played by Tom Hardy, was the main villain in The Dark Knight Rises, where he was totally not a confusing and hard-to-understand character 🗣️. So we can all expect great things from this movie, based on the stellar track record of these two characters on the big screen 🎥.
But hey, why not pair up Deathstroke and Bane? It’s not like they have anything better to do, like actually being interesting or compelling characters 🙄. And who needs a coherent plot or character development when you can just have two guys smashing things and growling at each other? 🤖 It’s like DC is trying to create a cinematic universe that is just one big, messy, confusing mess, kind of like a comic book version of a Mr. Potato Head toy 🥔.
The next DC movie, Supergirl, is scheduled to open in theaters on June 26, because who doesn’t love a good superhero movie in the middle of summer? 🌞 And then we have Clayface, which is already shot and ready to go, because who doesn’t love a good movie about a guy who can turn his face into clay? 🤡 And finally, we have Man of Tomorrow, the sequel to Superman, which is sure to be a thrilling ride, full of action, adventure, and probably a few too many explosions 🎇. So stay tuned, folks, it’s going to be a wild ride in the world of DC movies 🎢! 🎬👏
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
