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Disney Pukes Up First Look at Muppets’ New Vomit Inducer
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Disney Pukes Up First Look at Muppets’ New Vomit Inducer

FinnAugust 21, 2025August 21, 2025

Oh, honey, did you hear? πŸ™„ Those poor, misguided Muppets fans are losing their minds because Muppet*Vision 3D, the last…

‘Archie’ Movie: Universal’s Latest Attempt to Milk Nostalgia Dry
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‘Archie’ Movie: Universal’s Latest Attempt to Milk Nostalgia Dry

FinnAugust 20, 2025August 20, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ Archie is getting a MOVIE?! 🎬 Like, who even asked for this? πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ Is Hollywood seriously out of…

Avengers: Endgame: 999+ Easter Eggs You DEFINITELY Didn’t See (You Pleb)
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Avengers: Endgame: 999+ Easter Eggs You DEFINITELY Didn’t See (You Pleb)

FinnAugust 20, 2025August 20, 2025

Okay, so πŸ™„Avengers: Endgame, right? Like, it was supposed to be the biggest, most epic thing EVER. And, I guess…

Mark Hamill Initially Mistook ‘Star Wars’ Script for Hilarious Fan Fiction
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Mark Hamill Initially Mistook ‘Star Wars’ Script for Hilarious Fan Fiction

FinnAugust 19, 2025August 19, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ Mark Hamill, bless his heart ❀️, thought *Star Wars* was a *Flash Gordon* parody? Seriously? Dude was probably…

Delta Farce: This F2P FPS Might Actually Be Okay (No, Really)
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Delta Farce: This F2P FPS Might Actually Be Okay (No, Really)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2025August 18, 2025

Oh no, another PC game that console peasants 🀒 can’t play? Boo-hoo. Seriously though, as a dedicated console gamer (because…

Gay Chinese Movies: Prepare to be Offended
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Gay Chinese Movies: Prepare to be Offended

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 18, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ Regal Rockville Center, 199 E Montgomery Ave, Rockville, MD 20850 is showing artsy-fartsy films! 🎬 “Happy Together” πŸ‘¬…

Gay Chinese Movies: Finally a Thing in Chicago, Y’all
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Gay Chinese Movies: Finally a Thing in Chicago, Y’all

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 18, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Film buffs, prepare to be bored! 😴 Aug 23, Logan Center, 915 E 60th St, Chicago, IL 60637:…

Oh great, more ‘Scary Movie’? As if we needed another one
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Oh great, more ‘Scary Movie’? As if we needed another one

FinnAugust 17, 2025August 17, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ Anna Faris and Regina Hall, those two actresses who haven’t aged a day since 2000 (totally not sarcasm),…

Movie Theaters: Still Not Obsolete (Despite Streaming)
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Movie Theaters: Still Not Obsolete (Despite Streaming)

FinnAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

Alright, buckle up buttercups, because your friendly neighborhood film “critic” is about to drop some truth bombs πŸ’£ about why…

Ferragosto: Pizza, Movies, and Existential Dread
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Ferragosto: Pizza, Movies, and Existential Dread

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 16, 2025

OMG! 🀩 Movie night at the Milford House! πŸ• + 🍷 (but no BYOB, Karen!) Screening of When Mom Is…

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