Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
Okay, listen up, sheeple! 🐑 You think you need a smartphone to survive? Newsflash: pigeons navigated the world for centuries…
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! 🎉 Hoyoverse, those benevolent overlords of our gacha-fueled dreams (and nightmares 💸), have graced…
OMG! 😱 Corabi, the dude who briefly replaced Vince Neil in Mötley Crüe (remember that? No? Exactly!), is now apparently…
Suede, bless their cotton socks (or should that be leather trousers?), are BACK! 🥳 With their TENTH studio album, creatively…
So, apparently, Chris Beattie, the dude who held the bass hostage in Hatebreed for, like, ever, finally decided real estate…
WARMEN, the totally-not-a-vanity-project of ex-CHILDREN OF BODOM keyboard tickler Janne “Warman” Wirman (because, let’s be honest, who remembers the keyboardist…
Sac “❤️’s” R&B at Cesar Chavez (allegedly). Prepare for elevator music 🎶. Cesar Chávez Plaza? More like “Cesar CHAVEZ ME,…
REGGAE ON THE ROOF! 🌴Saturdays at Cafe Circa! FREE entry ’til 11PM if you RSVP (lol, as if). 2 levels,…
OMG! 😱 Eight whole months after JANE’S ADDICTION (more like JANE’S ADDICTION to DRAMA 🙄) canceled their U.S. tour because…
According to Billboard, SLEEP TOKEN’s fourth full-length studio effort, “Even In Arcadia”, has landed at position No. 1 on the…
