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Bonnie Tyler Total Eclipse Singer Dies at 75
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Bonnie Tyler Total Eclipse Singer Dies at 75

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2026

Bonnie Tyler, a musical icon of the 1980s best known for singing “Total Eclipse of the Heart,” has died at…

Taxpayers’ Favorite Reflecting Pool Gets Another Free Renovation
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Taxpayers’ Favorite Reflecting Pool Gets Another Free Renovation

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shenanigans at the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool, where three more…

COREY TAYLOR Still Traumatized By SLIPKNOTs 1996 Show
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COREY TAYLOR Still Traumatized By SLIPKNOTs 1996 Show

Chord F. DiscordJuly 8, 2026July 8, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for a blast from the past? 🤯 Because Corey Taylor just spilled the beans…

Jon Hamm and John Slattery Face Off in Music Challenge
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Jon Hamm and John Slattery Face Off in Music Challenge

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2026

Man Men co-stars Jon Hamm and John Slattery reunited as the latest guests to step into the Track Star Versus…

Bieber Teams With Madonna, Shakira, BTS For FIFA Halftime Show
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Bieber Teams With Madonna, Shakira, BTS For FIFA Halftime Show

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2026

Justin Bieber has officially joined the lineup for the first-ever FIFA World Cup Final Halftime Show, adding another global superstar…

Poppy Launches North American Tour with Epic 17 Song Setlist
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Poppy Launches North American Tour with Epic 17 Song Setlist

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2026

Poppy kicked off her “Constantly Nowhere” North American headlining tour on Tuesday night, July 7th, with a 17-song set at…

Brent Hinds Still Alive But Mastodon Members Already Mourning His Eventual Death
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Brent Hinds Still Alive But Mastodon Members Already Mourning His Eventual Death

Chord F. DiscordJuly 8, 2026July 8, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some emotional rollercoaster? Because MASTODON just dropped a 35-minute video talking about their…

Metalheads Suddenly Care About Song Titles Again Thanks To Strike and Kill
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Metalheads Suddenly Care About Song Titles Again Thanks To Strike and Kill

Chord F. DiscordJuly 8, 2026July 8, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious face-melting? Because Dez Fafara and the gang are back with a…

LOUDNESS Still Loud After All These Years Somehow
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LOUDNESS Still Loud After All These Years Somehow

Chord F. DiscordJuly 8, 2026July 8, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my black metal t-shirt because I’m so shocked that LOUDNESS is still kicking…

Mastodon Release Short Film Honoring Brent Hinds
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Mastodon Release Short Film Honoring Brent Hinds

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2026

Mastodon have released a new short film titled “The Mastodon in the Room” commemorating guitarist-vocalist Brent Hinds, who tragically died…

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