Derrick Green’s folks totally stoked about him screaming for a living
In a recent, totally unscripted and not-at-all-promotional interview with Finland’s *checks notes* Chaoszine (never heard of it, must be legit…
Tag: Music
Musk’s X Marks the Spot for Total Chaos
Yo, fam! Get ready for the 32nd IFOL, a “vibrant” festival celebrating 🤪 African & Caribbean culture. Live music, dance,…
BILL WARD (Literally Who?) Claims to Almost Be Done With 2 (TWO!) New Solo Albums (LOL!)
So, apparently, geriatric drumming sensation 🥁 Bill Ward, bless his cotton socks, is still alive and kicking (or at least…
MACHINE HEAD Forced To Play With Random Dude Named ZACK OHREN At Norway’s TONS OF ROCK Festival
Hey there, metalheads! 🤘 Your favorite Bay Area band, MACHINE HEAD, allegedly kicked off their “summer” 2025 European tour on…
Brain Freeze Fest: Free Ice Cream (If You Can Snatch It)
**🍦ALERT!🍦Vancouver, WA is about to be HIT by the “Scooped” Ice Cream Armageddon! July 19 & 20, 2025, 11 AM…
River City YARRR-assment (Richmond, VA)
**Ahoy, mateys! 🍻 Prepare to pillage the Richmond River City Pirate Ball!☠️ On July 19th, 2025, 6-11 PM, at the…
Yinz Wanna Overpay for Rusty Junk? Pittsburgh Pickers Market is Back
**OMG! 🙄 Pittsburgh Pickers Vintage Market is back at The Highline this Summer! Prepare for local vintage goods, food/drink from…
DOJ hilariously dumps 3 stooges from Jan 6 circus, MAGA tears ensue
Oh, the Deep State is getting a taste of its own medicine! Trump’s Justice Department is cleaning house, firing the…
AC/DC Headed to the White House: Aging Rockers Announce Plans to Run for U.S. President in 2028
Rock legends AC/DC have officially entered a new phase in their career: running for President of the United States. And…
ROYALE LYNN Drops ‘WTCH’ Music Video and a ‘Black Magic’ Album – Because We Needed More Magic
Okay, so Nashville “rocker” 🙄 (air quotes, people!) Royale Lynn, bless her heart, has unleashed her new auditory assault, “Black…