Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
OMG! 😱 Tate McRae, our pristine pop princess, has been caught in the act! She’s slumming it with none other…
Oh, great. More proof that the apocalypse is nigh. Those pop-punk “reBeLs” Green Day are getting a star on the…
Oh sweet mother of Putin, brace yourselves, comrades! 🇷🇺🐻 Your favorite Russian deathcore export, SLAUGHTER TO PREVAIL, is dropping their…
OMG, Riot Fest is turning 20! 🎉 As if we needed another reason to question our life choices. They’re bribing…
The Welsh rock band Manic Street Preachers, known for their hits and equally famous flops, have decided to share their…
OMG! 😱 You guys are NOT going to BELIEVE this! They’re milking Britney’s “Oops!… I Did It Again” for all…
OMG! 🙄 Roland Gift, bless his cotton socks, is STILL milking the Fine Young Cannibals cow 🐄! Apparently, it’s been…
Oh, for the love of Lars! 🙄 Another “expert” weighs in on the eternal METALLICA debate. Radioactive MikeZ, bless his…
🚨🚨🚨 RED ALERT! The Red Rocker, Sammy Hagar, is BACK…again! 🙄 This time, he’s gracing us with a new single,…
In the wake of the explosive scandal involving the band New Pornographers, whose drummer Joe Seiders was arrested for possession…
