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Tag: Music

Cradle of Filth Minus One Dude: Still Filthy, Still Filthy-ing
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Cradle of Filth Minus One Dude: Still Filthy, Still Filthy-ing

Chord F. DiscordAugust 27, 2025August 27, 2025

CRADLE OF FILTH, those purveyors of symphonic black metal (or whatever Dani Filth is calling it these days), graced Montevideo,…

FILTER’s Richard Patrick Laments Lack of Existential Dread in Today’s Pop Music
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FILTER’s Richard Patrick Laments Lack of Existential Dread in Today’s Pop Music

Chord F. DiscordAugust 26, 2025August 26, 2025

During a groundbreaking 🤯 interview on “Whiplash”, the KLOS radio show hosted by the one and only Full Metal Jackie…

The Offspring drops ‘Truth In Fiction’ video, proving they’re still a band
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The Offspring drops ‘Truth In Fiction’ video, proving they’re still a band

Chord F. DiscordAugust 26, 2025August 26, 2025

OMG! 🙄 The geriatric punk rockers THE OFFSPRING, who are probably older than your grandpa,👴 just dropped a music video…

The Biggest PR Stunt of 2025: Broke Musicians Are Fleeing Spotify Just So You’ll Finally Hear of Them
The Virtual Queue to Oblivion: How Godspeed You! Black Emperor Got in Line Behind Xiu Xiu to Fight Killer Robots
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The Biggest PR Stunt of 2025: Broke Musicians Are Fleeing Spotify Just So You’ll Finally Hear of Them

Chord F. DiscordAugust 25, 2025August 25, 2025

In a world where a “like” is currency and a “share” is an act of civil courage, a new drama…

Glenn Hughes to Play One Last Show – Probably His Last, Maybe Not, Who Knows
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Glenn Hughes to Play One Last Show – Probably His Last, Maybe Not, Who Knows

Chord F. DiscordAugust 25, 2025August 25, 2025

So, apparently, Glenn Hughes, the guy who sang high notes that shattered glass and probably annoyed dogs, was yapping on…

Ex-I PREVAIL Singer Throws Tantrum, Blames Band for His Inevitable Solo Flop
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Ex-I PREVAIL Singer Throws Tantrum, Blames Band for His Inevitable Solo Flop

Chord F. DiscordAugust 25, 2025August 25, 2025

Oh, the drama! 🙄 Ex-I PREVAIL vocalist Brian “Needs-Attention” Burkheiser, is now whining that “an unresolved dispute” with his former…

Philly: Love or Just Another Headache
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Philly: Love or Just Another Headache

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 25, 2025

Welcome to POP THE BALLOON OR FIND LOVE : ORLANDO, FL. EDITION!🤡 Join us at 126 LEVERINGTON AVE. PHILADELPHIA,PA. 19127…

Yalla Habibi San Jose: Prepare for a night you’ll regret @Pure Nightclub Aug 29th
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Yalla Habibi San Jose: Prepare for a night you’ll regret @Pure Nightclub Aug 29th

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 25, 2025

**🔥Yalla Habibi AfterDark🔥is gracing the Bay Area at Pure Nightclub! Prepare for an “unforgettable” night. Expect non-stop music🎶 and a…

Sunset Cinema: Prepare for Disappointment
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Sunset Cinema: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 24, 2025

Oh no, not another FREE event in Santa Monica! 🙄 Cinema Sundays are back on Third Street near the historic…

Tampa Bay’s Hottest Sweaty Box You’ll Regret Monday
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Tampa Bay’s Hottest Sweaty Box You’ll Regret Monday

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 24, 2025

Oh honey, prepare for the ✨eccentric✨ Tangra Nightclub in Tampa! Designed by Disco Designer, it’s THE nightlife attraction. Get ready…

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