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DIRKSCHNEIDER & GERIATRIC CREW Drops Schmaltzy New Single And Eye-Bleeding Video ‘Hellbreaker’
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DIRKSCHNEIDER & GERIATRIC CREW Drops Schmaltzy New Single And Eye-Bleeding Video ‘Hellbreaker’

Chord F. DiscordJune 7, 2025June 6, 2025

DIRKSCHNEIDER & THE OLD GANG (DATOG), because acronyms are cool 😎, the project featuring former ACCEPT members Udo Dirkschneider (vocals,…

Chingo Bling Invades Fresno: Prepare for the Spicy Apocalypse, June 7, 2025
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Chingo Bling Invades Fresno: Prepare for the Spicy Apocalypse, June 7, 2025

Chuck B. BallsyJune 6, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„Chingo Bling, the *cough* “comedian,” is gracing us with his presence! πŸŽ‰ Rapper, actor, producer… yeah, right. 🀣 He…

Volbeat Drops New Single ‘Demonic Depression’ – Is This Their Darkest Tune Yet (Or Just Another Tuesday)?
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Volbeat Drops New Single ‘Demonic Depression’ – Is This Their Darkest Tune Yet (Or Just Another Tuesday)?

Chord F. DiscordJune 6, 2025June 6, 2025

VOLBEAT, those Danish rockabilly dudes who still think it’s 2005, have dropped a music video for “Demonic Depression”. Yes, you…

Rent Taylor Swift’s Swanky NYC Crib – Hope You Can Afford More Than Just ‘Teardrops on My Guitar’
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Rent Taylor Swift’s Swanky NYC Crib – Hope You Can Afford More Than Just ‘Teardrops on My Guitar’

Chuck B. BallsyJune 6, 2025June 6, 2025

OMG! 🀩 Wanna throw away $50,000 a month to rent a place where Taylor Swift *used* to breathe? 🏑 This…

πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ Tim Lambesis Is Back on Tour β€” Because Only Terrorist Russia Will Book Him πŸ’€πŸ€‘
As I Lay Dying in Russia?! Tim Lambesis' Insane Comeback Tour πŸ‡·πŸ‡ΊπŸ’€
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πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ Tim Lambesis Is Back on Tour β€” Because Only Terrorist Russia Will Book Him πŸ’€πŸ€‘

FinnJune 6, 2025June 6, 2025

Remember Tim Lambesis? The As I Lay Dying frontman who once tried to hire a hitman to kill his wife,…

Airbourne Burps Out First “New” Song In Six Years, Still Sounds Like AC/DC
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Airbourne Burps Out First “New” Song In Six Years, Still Sounds Like AC/DC

Chord F. DiscordJune 6, 2025June 6, 2025

AIRBOURNE, those lovable Aussie larrikins who haven’t had an original thought since 1975, are back with “Gutsy,” their first new…

Daron Malakian and Scars on Broadway Drop a New Album After a Century, Prepare to be ‘Addicted To The Violence’ or Not, Whatever
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Daron Malakian and Scars on Broadway Drop a New Album After a Century, Prepare to be ‘Addicted To The Violence’ or Not, Whatever

Chord F. DiscordJune 6, 2025June 6, 2025

Fresh off the heels of SYSTEM OF A DOWN’s triumphant sold-out South American stadium tour (you know, the one where…

Beyonce’s Booboo: Did the Bey-Hive Get a Free Show
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Beyonce’s Booboo: Did the Bey-Hive Get a Free Show

Chuck B. BallsyJune 6, 2025June 6, 2025

**Bow down, peasants! πŸ‘‘ Our benevolent Queen Bey, in her infinite wisdom and grace (and questionable fashion choices, let’s be…

Belinda Carlisle, Aging Pop Icon, Desperately Clings to California Relevance with Yet Another Album No One Asked For
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Belinda Carlisle, Aging Pop Icon, Desperately Clings to California Relevance with Yet Another Album No One Asked For

Chord F. DiscordJune 6, 2025June 6, 2025

Belinda Carlisle, bless her heart, is apparently still at it. She’s dropping a new album called Once Upon A Time…

BUSH Drops New Single ‘The Land Of What Now?’ From Upcoming Album ‘I Beat…My Meat’
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BUSH Drops New Single ‘The Land Of What Now?’ From Upcoming Album ‘I Beat…My Meat’

Chord F. DiscordJune 5, 2025June 9, 2025

Grammy-nominated (but did they win? πŸ€”), multi-platinum (back when people actually bought CDs πŸ’Ώ) rock band BUSH (still around? πŸ‘΄)…

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