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Tag: Music

Gene Simmons Says The Beatles Are Better Than Your Dead Relatives’ Music Taste
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Gene Simmons Says The Beatles Are Better Than Your Dead Relatives’ Music Taste

Chord F. DiscordJune 5, 2025June 5, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups! 🤘 Your favorite fire-breathing, money-hoarding demon 👹, Gene Simmons, has once again graced us with his…

Miley Cyrus’s ‘Endless Summer Vacation’ Promo: More Like ‘Endless Summer Rejection’
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Miley Cyrus’s ‘Endless Summer Vacation’ Promo: More Like ‘Endless Summer Rejection’

Chuck B. BallsyJune 5, 2025June 5, 2025

Miley Cyrus, bless her heart 🙄, has always been one to forge her own lane in the music industry, mostly…

POWERWOLF Howls Again With ‘Wildlive (Live At Olympiahalle)’ – Prepare For More Glorious Cheese
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POWERWOLF Howls Again With ‘Wildlive (Live At Olympiahalle)’ – Prepare For More Glorious Cheese

Chord F. DiscordJune 5, 2025June 5, 2025

OH. MY. GOOOODDDDD. 🙄🙄🙄 POWERWOLF, those chart-topping (debatable) German metal titans (again, debatable), are gracing us with their presence (finally)…

Volbeat’s Michael Poulsen Blames Black Sabbath For His Guitar-Playing Addiction
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Volbeat’s Michael Poulsen Blames Black Sabbath For His Guitar-Playing Addiction

Chord F. DiscordJune 4, 2025June 4, 2025

So, our favorite🎸 (or not?) Dane, Michael Poulsen from VOLBEAT, graced The Mistress Carrie Podcast with his presence. 🎤And guess…

Tom Cruise’s Greatest Trick: Making You Forget About the Space Aliens
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Tom Cruise’s Greatest Trick: Making You Forget About the Space Aliens

FinnJune 4, 2025June 4, 2025

Somewhere around the 180th minute of “Mission: Impossible – The Final Naptime,” as Tommy Boy was dangling from a kite…

Pet Shop Boys to Play Somber Gig for Dead Guy No One Can Pronounce
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Pet Shop Boys to Play Somber Gig for Dead Guy No One Can Pronounce

Chord F. DiscordJune 4, 2025June 4, 2025

In a shocking turn of events that NO ONE saw coming, the Pet Shop Boys, those purveyors of vaguely melancholic…

SEETHER And DAUGHTRY Announce Geriatric U.S. Tour With P-O-D-unk
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SEETHER And DAUGHTRY Announce Geriatric U.S. Tour With P-O-D-unk

Chord F. DiscordJune 4, 2025June 4, 2025

OMG! SEETHER and DAUGHTRY, the dynamic duo of dad-rock despair, are gracing the U.S. with their presence this fall! 🎸🤮…

SODOM Drops New Single ‘Taphephobia’ – Are They Afraid of Tap Dancing Now
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SODOM Drops New Single ‘Taphephobia’ – Are They Afraid of Tap Dancing Now

Chord F. DiscordJune 4, 2025June 4, 2025

OMG! 😱 Thrash metal dinosaurs SODOM, who probably still think it’s cool to wear studded belts indoors, have dropped a…

SHARE ROSS: VIXEN Got Too Real, Had to Bounce Before the Feels Hit
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SHARE ROSS: VIXEN Got Too Real, Had to Bounce Before the Feels Hit

Chord F. DiscordJune 3, 2025June 3, 2025

In a groundbreaking interview with Metal-Net (because who else would care?), former VIXEN bassist Share Ross, yes, *that* Share Ross,…

Critically Acclaimed 2025 Film (97% on Rotten Tomatoes, No Way!) Now Streaming Online
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Critically Acclaimed 2025 Film (97% on Rotten Tomatoes, No Way!) Now Streaming Online

FinnJune 3, 2025June 3, 2025

Sinners, the cinematic masterpiece of 2025 (according to someone, somewhere), boasting a Rotten Tomatoes score so high it’s practically levitating,…

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