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Tag: Music

When brunch gets too brunchy and the day party crashes brunch’s brunch
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When brunch gets too brunchy and the day party crashes brunch’s brunch

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 4, 2026

Atlanta’s Trap House Brunch Day Party: Where Brunch Meets Bass and Your Mom Doesn’t Approve Come join us for an…

Namaste and Tasty ! Indians Prove Curry is the Real Superpower
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Namaste and Tasty ! Indians Prove Curry is the Real Superpower

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 4, 2026

NAMASTE! 2026 is here, and we promise no sacred cows will be harmed (but your diet might be). Join us…

MORTAL SIN’s MAT MAURER Confirms New Music: ‘It’s Been Discussed’ (Translation: ‘We’ve Talked About It Over Beer’)
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MORTAL SIN’s MAT MAURER Confirms New Music: ‘It’s Been Discussed’ (Translation: ‘We’ve Talked About It Over Beer’)

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 4, 2026January 4, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Mortal Sin Announces 2026 Return — Because Apparently 15 Years of Peace Wasn’t Enough 🚨 In a move…

DJ Drops Beats While Yogi Attempts to Find Inner Peace Amidst Soul Ties
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DJ Drops Beats While Yogi Attempts to Find Inner Peace Amidst Soul Ties

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 4, 2026

🧘‍♂️🌪️ Brace yourselves, Tampa! On February 16, 2026, from 9:00 AM to 10:00 AM at Armature Works (1200 N Boulevard,…

STC 2026 KICKOFF CELEBRATION: WHEN THE FUTURE OF TELECOM FINALLY GETS A SPARKLE
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STC 2026 KICKOFF CELEBRATION: WHEN THE FUTURE OF TELECOM FINALLY GETS A SPARKLE

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 3, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Time Travelers Confused – New Year’s Party Scheduled for January 10, 2026! 🎉📅 Join us at STC Rowland…

Riot! at the Disco: Where Eyeliner Meets Mosh Pit [Chicago]
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Riot! at the Disco: Where Eyeliner Meets Mosh Pit [Chicago]

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 3, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Emo Kids Reunite to Scream About Feelings They Still Haven’t Processed 🚨 In a stunning turn of events…

Jack Zebra and his army of trolls unleash chaos on X, proving once again that keyboard warriors are the real superheroes we don’t deserve
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Jack Zebra and his army of trolls unleash chaos on X, proving once again that keyboard warriors are the real superheroes we don’t deserve

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 3, 2026

🚨 ATTENTION, HUMANS! 🚨 To enter our magical realm of music and questionable life choices, we demand a REAL ID—yes,…

Mary Jane’s 50th Birthday Bash ft. Big Gigantic – Because Nothing Says Middle Age Like EDM and Edibles
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Mary Jane’s 50th Birthday Bash ft. Big Gigantic – Because Nothing Says Middle Age Like EDM and Edibles

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 3, 2026

🏔️🚨 BREAKING: Mary Jane Turns 50 & Big Gigantic’s Playing FREE Bong… I Mean, Music! 🎸💨 📍 Rendezvous Event Center,…

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BAPAM Training: How to Look Confident While Secretly Panicking Like a Cat in a Vacuum Cleaner Convention

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 1, 2026

🎭 BAPAM’s Free “Don’t Panic, Just Perform!” Workshop: Where Musicians Learn to Sweat Gracefully Under Pressure 🎺 📅 Dec 2,…

The Midnight Circus at The Trade Hotel is where Gatsby MKE will make you feel like a confused clown on NYE
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The Midnight Circus at The Trade Hotel is where Gatsby MKE will make you feel like a confused clown on NYE

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 31, 2025

Ring in 2026 in Grand Style!Step right up and prepare to be dazzled; this New Year’s Eve, Gatsby MKE presents…

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