Sorority Girls and Wannabes Get Special Access to See Mediocre Musical
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**OMG! 🧙♀️Get ready for *Wicked 2: Wicked For Good* private screening! Elphaba & Glinda will be there (maybe)!** ✨🙄 📍Location:…
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🎸 Dean DeLeo from STONE TEMPLE PILOTS (the band your dad used to blast in the minivan 🚐) is whining…
Oh, look, another gritty cop drama where the hero has to team up with the very people he’s sworn to…